Art: Top Bristle and Paper Plates
If Top Gear were in the Wizarding World...
And if Death Eaters were given paper plates...
Um ... if Top Gear were in the Wizarding World, who would host it?
James Potter because he's an arrogant arse.
Remus Lupin because he'd totally wear that pink-and-purple striped jumper that James May has.
Dobby because he's short and has big eyes.
And the Stig. Who has no nose (but how does he smell? Terrible!). Some say he was born of a witch and muggle and has a peculiar affection for snakes. All we know is ... he's called the Stig!
And finally ... ever wondered what Death Eaters do with paper plates?
And if Death Eaters were given paper plates...
Um ... if Top Gear were in the Wizarding World, who would host it?
James Potter because he's an arrogant arse.
Remus Lupin because he'd totally wear that pink-and-purple striped jumper that James May has.
Dobby because he's short and has big eyes.
And the Stig. Who has no nose (but how does he smell? Terrible!). Some say he was born of a witch and muggle and has a peculiar affection for snakes. All we know is ... he's called the Stig!
And finally ... ever wondered what Death Eaters do with paper plates?