Dear beloved roommate,
It is entirely contradictory to shush your friend and whisper because you see my light is out, then slam the main door and begin to giggle loudly and talk without closing the door to your room. Either try harder or don't try at all. You're just confusing me right now.
Sincerely,
Kaitlyn
P.S. If you other neighbors on the other side of my wall don't shut up either, you'll be the subject of my next post.
Dear neighbors,
I told you so. I don't know why you insist on making cow noises but perhaps you would be better suited on a farm. Or perhaps as a person who records animal noises for children's toys.
All my love,
Kaitlyn
P.S you sound like a monkey when you laugh. Perhaps a zoo?
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