Fatty
I have a cookie, a twinkie, and some chips. I am The Fat, fat is me.
*bites cookie*
Eh? Fat you say? YES. FAT, FAT, FAT, FAT!!!!!!!!!!
That's ok....fat is just a state of mind....and a couple extra pounds of lard.
Oh no....my cookie is gone. Twinkieeeeeeeeeee. I actually hate twinkies.
I love food, because I'm fat. I love eating, because I'm fat. I love to run in circles, because I'm fat. I love to jump up and down...and up....and well...how could I not go down? Because I am just so fat. That's really dumb. So is being fat....Isn't it implying that you jump down? I am confused...like all fat people...ANYWAYS. Damn fat stopping me from keeping on a subject (fat). The point: I have not a point. Fat people aren't pointy, they are round. So I'm going to make one fast.....fast? Fat people aren't fast.
Are you FAT? Does it make you sad? Does being sad make you sit on your ass and eat? Well then, I guess you have a problem, no? Stupid fat fuck.
You're a girl. The only fat I should see is on your ass. Or maybe your boobs. But your middle? Gah. FAT.
I hate the world because it hates my body. So fuck it all. I could be FAT, I don't care. F-f-f-f-f-fizzat.
Wheeeeee.....let's all obsess over our fat selves!!!
This is a rant. Please expect little and take no offence. Not that you should be offended....I was meaning by my stupidity. Like, AHHHHH dumb!!!! HIDEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! Over it.....
Lalalala.....sorry. But I am so sick and tired of people obsessing over people's bodies. WHAT THE FUCK!? Let me worry about my own ass, thank you. I am not fat. I am average. Look around you...not many skinny people. Don't you think if everyone was supposed to look like a stick, they would? Everyone is so fucking obsessed, It's just plain dumb. I have no problem with people wanting to be healthy, I have a problem with people wanting to be skinny. Get over it. If I ever hear anyone say anything suggesting that anyone need be thinner I will punch a hole in their face. Look at all the little girls around you wanting to be thin. Thin, thin, thin. Thin is ugly. Thin is gross. I am not making a good argument, but I don't care. So long as you get that I am pissed about this. No one is perfect. No one will ever be perfect. Stop TRYING, stop picking and prying at us. It's dumb. Who am I talking to? Myself? Check. And move on......YOU ARE ALL GOING TO GET OLD AND WRINKLY AND SMALL. THEN YOU WILL DIE. GET UGLY AND DIE. So focus on your mind. Focus on other's minds. If I was prettier would any of you like me more? I hope to god not.
I also hope that when you look around you don't just see faces and bodies. You see people. Fucking PEOPLE. God damn. We are all bound to be prunes. LALALALALA. *ANGER*
Shallow people are the dumbest people ever, fawning over things they'll lose. So why do you want their attention?
We are all beautiful. So shut the FUCK up.
Wow....I just annoyed myself.
*done*
*fat*
*ok, done*
*bites cookie*
Eh? Fat you say? YES. FAT, FAT, FAT, FAT!!!!!!!!!!
That's ok....fat is just a state of mind....and a couple extra pounds of lard.
Oh no....my cookie is gone. Twinkieeeeeeeeeee. I actually hate twinkies.
I love food, because I'm fat. I love eating, because I'm fat. I love to run in circles, because I'm fat. I love to jump up and down...and up....and well...how could I not go down? Because I am just so fat. That's really dumb. So is being fat....Isn't it implying that you jump down? I am confused...like all fat people...ANYWAYS. Damn fat stopping me from keeping on a subject (fat). The point: I have not a point. Fat people aren't pointy, they are round. So I'm going to make one fast.....fast? Fat people aren't fast.
Are you FAT? Does it make you sad? Does being sad make you sit on your ass and eat? Well then, I guess you have a problem, no? Stupid fat fuck.
You're a girl. The only fat I should see is on your ass. Or maybe your boobs. But your middle? Gah. FAT.
I hate the world because it hates my body. So fuck it all. I could be FAT, I don't care. F-f-f-f-f-fizzat.
Wheeeeee.....let's all obsess over our fat selves!!!
This is a rant. Please expect little and take no offence. Not that you should be offended....I was meaning by my stupidity. Like, AHHHHH dumb!!!! HIDEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! Over it.....
Lalalala.....sorry. But I am so sick and tired of people obsessing over people's bodies. WHAT THE FUCK!? Let me worry about my own ass, thank you. I am not fat. I am average. Look around you...not many skinny people. Don't you think if everyone was supposed to look like a stick, they would? Everyone is so fucking obsessed, It's just plain dumb. I have no problem with people wanting to be healthy, I have a problem with people wanting to be skinny. Get over it. If I ever hear anyone say anything suggesting that anyone need be thinner I will punch a hole in their face. Look at all the little girls around you wanting to be thin. Thin, thin, thin. Thin is ugly. Thin is gross. I am not making a good argument, but I don't care. So long as you get that I am pissed about this. No one is perfect. No one will ever be perfect. Stop TRYING, stop picking and prying at us. It's dumb. Who am I talking to? Myself? Check. And move on......YOU ARE ALL GOING TO GET OLD AND WRINKLY AND SMALL. THEN YOU WILL DIE. GET UGLY AND DIE. So focus on your mind. Focus on other's minds. If I was prettier would any of you like me more? I hope to god not.
I also hope that when you look around you don't just see faces and bodies. You see people. Fucking PEOPLE. God damn. We are all bound to be prunes. LALALALALA. *ANGER*
Shallow people are the dumbest people ever, fawning over things they'll lose. So why do you want their attention?
We are all beautiful. So shut the FUCK up.
Wow....I just annoyed myself.
*done*
*fat*
*ok, done*