silly christmas memes
In 2009, skirtchaser resolves to...
Give some puppies to charity.
Put fifty shoes a month into my savings account.
Drink four glasses of horror every day.
Take evening classes in sex.
Find a better bjork.
Give up sleeping.
and this was too funny not to post -
On the twelfth day of Christmas, skirtchaser sent to me...
Twelve puppies left-wing
Eleven socks sleeping
Ten concerts a-dancing
Nine animals cooking
Eight lesbians a-hiking
Seven clerks a-singing
Six outdoors a-drinking
Five ci-i-i-ivil rights
Four troma movies
Three global politics
Two road trips
...and an ikea in a candy.