UFOs
It still baffles me the amount of time and energy spent talking about, investigatng, debating, and producing oddball documentaries on UFO sightings. Doesn't anybody see a pattern here? These UFOs that people see conveniently take off at incredible speeds, just before anybody can get a hi-resolution picture or video feed of them each and every time. Are you telling me that a girl can, in a matter of seconds, grab a good enough image of a pervy dude jerking off on the subway to convict him, but not one government body can get a clear hi-resolution image of things flying in our airspace on a weekly basis?
Here's my advice: Forget about the UFOs. If they really do exist, within 10 years we'll have so much information on them it'll be ridiculous, because everybody and their mother will have cheap, high-resolution imaging technology on them at all times, built right into their phone/tv/video/computer/blackberry/wi-fi/satellite capable fucking multitool. Really, stop wasting the energy. It'll all come out soon enough if they're for real. In the meantime, get on with your life.
Here's my advice: Forget about the UFOs. If they really do exist, within 10 years we'll have so much information on them it'll be ridiculous, because everybody and their mother will have cheap, high-resolution imaging technology on them at all times, built right into their phone/tv/video/computer/blackberry/wi-fi/satellite capable fucking multitool. Really, stop wasting the energy. It'll all come out soon enough if they're for real. In the meantime, get on with your life.