The following is my uncensored hilarity

[skippyloupatrik]

Mo: I lost my credit card.

Me: Why don't you call it?

Then, realizing the stupidity of my comment, I laughed very much. Very very much.
You might realize Mo means my mom, but maybe not.

Oh and

Whats better than a french sailor?

A FRENCH PIIIRATE!

THAAR ELLE BLOWETH!