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Jul 08, 2009 00:46

Couple of funny stories..

When I was in Vegas and those card passers (porn card people) hand out those cards they end up ALL over the street. Well when I get into one of the trams to go between casinos, there's a guy with a whole stack of them. He had started talking to me so I'm like what're you gonna do with all those cards? Make a flip book? Like be able to have a porno film like those little cartoons? He's like NO! I'm gonna pass em out to people and throw em at people.. I think he was drunk, but it was funny, his friends were laughing about the flip book thing.

The night I went to Aria and J was there.. before I went in and I was wearing my hooker heels, I got them STUCK IN THE GRATE outside.. like typical movie scene.. I'm walking and most of the grates are towards the curb and I'm walking closer to the buildings and I step on one not paying attention and then I can't move. And my hills are so high I'm trying to pull it out and I'm laughing but nervous bc they're REALLY stuck. So while I'm squatting down trying to pull it out this guy walks up and is like here lemme help and gets it out. I have NO idea what the guy looks like.. I was so embarrassed that I just mumbled thanks and walked off real fast.

ha
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