What floats Your boat?

[skippy_peanuts]

so i was thinking of some of these lines. and they all make me laugh. add some of your own. i always love new ones.
but here's what i got now:

whatever...

scrambles your eggs

fries your bacon

sinks your battleship

moves your furniture (i got that from a story i read)

flips your pancakes

bakes your cake

lights your fire

mixes your drink

....there's a definite food theme here... anyway. you should give me some more, cuz these always make me smile. :0) <--- see?