Cry Havoc! and let loose the zombies of war!!!
Why are the only two real thoughts in my head at any given time zombies or cooking? I dunno.
But hey, I am getting ideas for zombies. Pretty soon, Skippy's Zombie Army will be trumbling sloooowly over the world and no amount of super head blowin' up ammo is gonna save you. And what is scarier, I even have the maniacal mad scientist gloves to do this. So you better be extra nice to me or my assassin zombies will sneak up on you at night and just when you least suspect it... "uhhhhh" *bite* "Nooooooo! Damn you evil Skippy Woodsie zombie creator bastard! I'll see you in Hell!!!!!" And then you die and I get to laugh. Laugh, laugh, laugh as you then become my next obidient servant in my ever growing army! Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Oh, and today's special recipe is a Long Pork Sandwich and... oh, wait. No. It's not a Long Pork Sandwich cause that would be.. ah hee, eating a... uh... a person. So it's actually a Grilled L... uh Pork Sandwich and you need some seasoned pork loin, watch the testicles, and some large hamburger buns. You can have some condiments on hand like tomatoes, pickles, onions, lettuce, mayonnaise, mustard, or ketchup. Using the seasoned pork loin cut into 1 1/2 - 2 inch rounds and pound flat with a meat pounder. I like to use wax paper over the pork as I'm pounding it out to prevent splattering of blood. Grill over medium heat until cooked through. Then throw it on the bun and your set. Mmm-mmm good human!
But hey, I am getting ideas for zombies. Pretty soon, Skippy's Zombie Army will be trumbling sloooowly over the world and no amount of super head blowin' up ammo is gonna save you. And what is scarier, I even have the maniacal mad scientist gloves to do this. So you better be extra nice to me or my assassin zombies will sneak up on you at night and just when you least suspect it... "uhhhhh" *bite* "Nooooooo! Damn you evil Skippy Woodsie zombie creator bastard! I'll see you in Hell!!!!!" And then you die and I get to laugh. Laugh, laugh, laugh as you then become my next obidient servant in my ever growing army! Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Oh, and today's special recipe is a Long Pork Sandwich and... oh, wait. No. It's not a Long Pork Sandwich cause that would be.. ah hee, eating a... uh... a person. So it's actually a Grilled L... uh Pork Sandwich and you need some seasoned pork loin, watch the testicles, and some large hamburger buns. You can have some condiments on hand like tomatoes, pickles, onions, lettuce, mayonnaise, mustard, or ketchup. Using the seasoned pork loin cut into 1 1/2 - 2 inch rounds and pound flat with a meat pounder. I like to use wax paper over the pork as I'm pounding it out to prevent splattering of blood. Grill over medium heat until cooked through. Then throw it on the bun and your set. Mmm-mmm good human!