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Dreams
My plan fpr today was to sleep as long as possible. It only lasted till 11. :<
Dream one -
I was a secret agent spy forced to go back to hs to do something secretive for the government. I was in Iowa, and I decided to skip class and go to my Middle School festival. It was silly and lame, but for some reason my fav. college professor taught 1st grade there. So I went. I ate a lot of strange bread dipped in oil and vinegars, bc that was part of the festival for some reason. Benny was there, and he wanted to go through it with me. That was neat. Next thing I know I am in the auditorium/gym, and I am going to watch a bball game. I grab some popcorn and a girl I know (not in real life) comes and sits next to me and is frustrated bc her gf dumped her. I was like "You're a lesbian?" She said yes and I fist bumped her. Then made out with her. (??)
Anyway, all a sudden the bball team is like "We need one more player!!" So I step up to help Joe out, bc it is his team playing....even though it might blow my cover (remember I am a top secret agent spy) I get on the court and realize its been a really long time since I've played, I can't remember a lot of rules and I can tell Joe is getting angry. I tried my best, I stole the ball a lot (for some reason the entire time it was flat), I slid around and saved the ball a lot. THEN all hell broke loose. From the far doors s group of people come in shooting as all of us (they are trying to find me) I puck Joe over and throw my body over his. Then when the time is right I drag him to the other door where we make our escape. He is unhurt, as am I. We rush across the ally and I break open a door leading to a garage. It's safe and empty, so I try to calm him down, and it works. After a few minutes I decide it's no longer safe to be there and I tell him we need to make a run for it. He's scared but he listens to me. We grab hands and run through backyards (in a neighborhood I usually get lost in in my dreams) When we get to the main road, I try to find a sleezy motel, but there is no luck. There is just an abandoned arcade and a chili dog place. So I go to the chili dog place bc I know it transports ppl across town for free in a little dog shaped car. And I know them, so I trust them. We get on and I realize that everyone know in that van, and I can't trust them all. I may have just put Joe in danger again. Next thing I know I am trying to buy one small ting of orange juice in the store and this guy is charging me $14 for it, and I know that's wrong. I can't figure out why he is doing that, but he is foreign and can't understand my questions or anything I am saying. Finally I get angry and leave him $2 and leave. Then I realized Joe had put French bread and guacamole in the cart as well. Shit. I grab them anyway bc I knew he wanted them, and I run outside. I can't find Joe or the big truck we had been driving around. He set me up to get in trouble with the store. They catch me and throw them a $20 and it's ok.
Dream 2 -
There are a few malls I go to in my dreams. Recently it's closed down and is having a lot of sales. So I head there one last time bc it's in driving distance from BR (where I am). I really like driving this drive. I do it a lot. So I get to the mall and I see Erin there painting these huge pyramids in the middle of the mall hallways. They were about 10 feet high. They were saying how much she loved Ken or Alex or Adam, or something cheesy. I said "what are you doing"? And she then basically woke up and was super confused on what she was doing, bc she loves Mike. So we decide to head over to Pottery Barn, because that's where he works. I find that very odd bc he live in Chicago, but whatever. We can't find the store bc this mall is very twisty turny. On our way there I see a girl who looks just like Erin, but more glamorous. Like in a Miss Teen USA way. Next to her is a glamorous Mike. She doesn't see the resemblance. We finally find Pottery Barn and find Mike, but he can't talk bc he says he's super busy, and that over 100 people are working today. The store is completely empty. I don't understand.
Next thing I know us three joined the glamorous people and headed to their house. I guess they had to take me bc I was with Erin. It was all three or none of us. It turns out they are psychopaths who want Mike and Erin to join their Fraternity like cult. They keep trying to convince them how much better life is and how much more power they have in day to day life. They ignore me saying I am ugly and undeserving of this opportunity. So they keep me in a little room in the trailer home we are in. It's starting to get late, and I feel bad interrupting their meeting or whatever, but finally do and Erin and Mike were tied up and gagged and had these horrible burns all over them. They needed my help and the crazies had left for a few min, so I find Jason's (my Jason, not yours) laptop and try to communicate with him telling him to come help us. However the screen is on a projector so everyone can see it and I'm scared I am going to get caught. he doesn't respond and the people start coming back, so I run into the room to think of another plan. Next in my room I try to text everyone I know to help. I knew I was going somewhere afterwards but I couldn't remember where. I also knew Timmy was supposed to give me a surprise. I tried talking to him, but he wouldn't respond. When he finally did he told me he started drinking my surprise (Sailor Jerry) I hear a struggle and police car noises, I wait for them to end and I head into the front room with Chef (yup he's here now) and the crazies are still there. They are surprisingly cool with being almost caught by the police, and they don't even give me any attention bc I am so ugly. (:<) Erin and Mike are looking really bad. So I say "well I need to get home soon, or else my dad is going to worry". The two glamorous people look at each other and shrug. I also tell them I have to drive Erin and Mike home because they had been drinking. They said ok. We leave.
My plan fpr today was to sleep as long as possible. It only lasted till 11. :<
Dream one -
I was a secret agent spy forced to go back to hs to do something secretive for the government. I was in Iowa, and I decided to skip class and go to my Middle School festival. It was silly and lame, but for some reason my fav. college professor taught 1st grade there. So I went. I ate a lot of strange bread dipped in oil and vinegars, bc that was part of the festival for some reason. Benny was there, and he wanted to go through it with me. That was neat. Next thing I know I am in the auditorium/gym, and I am going to watch a bball game. I grab some popcorn and a girl I know (not in real life) comes and sits next to me and is frustrated bc her gf dumped her. I was like "You're a lesbian?" She said yes and I fist bumped her. Then made out with her. (??)
Anyway, all a sudden the bball team is like "We need one more player!!" So I step up to help Joe out, bc it is his team playing....even though it might blow my cover (remember I am a top secret agent spy) I get on the court and realize its been a really long time since I've played, I can't remember a lot of rules and I can tell Joe is getting angry. I tried my best, I stole the ball a lot (for some reason the entire time it was flat), I slid around and saved the ball a lot. THEN all hell broke loose. From the far doors s group of people come in shooting as all of us (they are trying to find me) I puck Joe over and throw my body over his. Then when the time is right I drag him to the other door where we make our escape. He is unhurt, as am I. We rush across the ally and I break open a door leading to a garage. It's safe and empty, so I try to calm him down, and it works. After a few minutes I decide it's no longer safe to be there and I tell him we need to make a run for it. He's scared but he listens to me. We grab hands and run through backyards (in a neighborhood I usually get lost in in my dreams) When we get to the main road, I try to find a sleezy motel, but there is no luck. There is just an abandoned arcade and a chili dog place. So I go to the chili dog place bc I know it transports ppl across town for free in a little dog shaped car. And I know them, so I trust them. We get on and I realize that everyone know in that van, and I can't trust them all. I may have just put Joe in danger again. Next thing I know I am trying to buy one small ting of orange juice in the store and this guy is charging me $14 for it, and I know that's wrong. I can't figure out why he is doing that, but he is foreign and can't understand my questions or anything I am saying. Finally I get angry and leave him $2 and leave. Then I realized Joe had put French bread and guacamole in the cart as well. Shit. I grab them anyway bc I knew he wanted them, and I run outside. I can't find Joe or the big truck we had been driving around. He set me up to get in trouble with the store. They catch me and throw them a $20 and it's ok.
Dream 2 -
There are a few malls I go to in my dreams. Recently it's closed down and is having a lot of sales. So I head there one last time bc it's in driving distance from BR (where I am). I really like driving this drive. I do it a lot. So I get to the mall and I see Erin there painting these huge pyramids in the middle of the mall hallways. They were about 10 feet high. They were saying how much she loved Ken or Alex or Adam, or something cheesy. I said "what are you doing"? And she then basically woke up and was super confused on what she was doing, bc she loves Mike. So we decide to head over to Pottery Barn, because that's where he works. I find that very odd bc he live in Chicago, but whatever. We can't find the store bc this mall is very twisty turny. On our way there I see a girl who looks just like Erin, but more glamorous. Like in a Miss Teen USA way. Next to her is a glamorous Mike. She doesn't see the resemblance. We finally find Pottery Barn and find Mike, but he can't talk bc he says he's super busy, and that over 100 people are working today. The store is completely empty. I don't understand.
Next thing I know us three joined the glamorous people and headed to their house. I guess they had to take me bc I was with Erin. It was all three or none of us. It turns out they are psychopaths who want Mike and Erin to join their Fraternity like cult. They keep trying to convince them how much better life is and how much more power they have in day to day life. They ignore me saying I am ugly and undeserving of this opportunity. So they keep me in a little room in the trailer home we are in. It's starting to get late, and I feel bad interrupting their meeting or whatever, but finally do and Erin and Mike were tied up and gagged and had these horrible burns all over them. They needed my help and the crazies had left for a few min, so I find Jason's (my Jason, not yours) laptop and try to communicate with him telling him to come help us. However the screen is on a projector so everyone can see it and I'm scared I am going to get caught. he doesn't respond and the people start coming back, so I run into the room to think of another plan. Next in my room I try to text everyone I know to help. I knew I was going somewhere afterwards but I couldn't remember where. I also knew Timmy was supposed to give me a surprise. I tried talking to him, but he wouldn't respond. When he finally did he told me he started drinking my surprise (Sailor Jerry) I hear a struggle and police car noises, I wait for them to end and I head into the front room with Chef (yup he's here now) and the crazies are still there. They are surprisingly cool with being almost caught by the police, and they don't even give me any attention bc I am so ugly. (:<) Erin and Mike are looking really bad. So I say "well I need to get home soon, or else my dad is going to worry". The two glamorous people look at each other and shrug. I also tell them I have to drive Erin and Mike home because they had been drinking. They said ok. We leave.