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[skippy09]

Bold the things you've done, loves.

I've consumed alcohol.
I've run away from home.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I don't like Bush because he is dumb.
I don't like Bush with my own reasons to back it up. (Um... sure.)
I am for Bush.
I listen to political music. (Rise Against and Anti-Flag are love. <3

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[two_grey_rooms]

I'm so glad you hate Bush I could snog you.

In fact, I think I will.

-snogs you-

I can't swallow pills. (My mommy has to get me the little kid chewable tablets. I just CAN'T do it.)

-hugs her Internet!twin-

I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. (-has an even bigger phobia than Ellie-)

A bigger phobia that I? Pffft. Is that possible?

I'm married. (JAMES. Ha ha)

And you can't forget your sexy second husband, Austin. Whom I told that to today. His reaction: "Oh, great, I have a creepy forty-year-old guy in love with me."

HAHAHAHA.

-snogsAustin-

-BUTNOTREALLY-

[skippy09]

Tell this Austin child that I am FOURTEEN. I'll post a picture on my LJ, even. Ha ha.

How old is Austin?

-snogsyou-

Internet!twin Ellie!!!! Yay. Ha ha. We;re the weirdest kids ever.

I <3 you. Love. Peace out, homie.

[two_grey_rooms]

Ha ha. It is so totally AWESOME being the weirdest kids ever. <3

Austin will be twelve on December second (he's in my grade, yo). =]

Whoa. Austin is still eleven?

-dies-

I totally forgot. Ha ha.

And I told him you were fourteen. He doesn't believe me. Pffft.

-hugs paranoid!Austin-

Ha ha.

Heart you too, Dana-Hayden-girlie. ;]

[skippy09]

oOo. He's, like, three years younger than me. Whoa.

-isweird-

Tell him that Dana says he needs to stop being such a non-believer. GOSH.

[two_grey_rooms]

Ha ha.

Are you at all squicked by having an eleven-year-old husband? ;]

If I told him to stop being a non-believer, I don't think it would work anyway. Psssh. You should post a picture of yourself, and then I'll give him the link here and be all, "HA! TOLD YOU SHE'S NOT A CREEPY OLD MAN!"

[skippy09]

I did.

But if you give him the link, he'll be all, "ew... she's ugly anyway."

AND. I made it friends only. I could make it public though, if you want to give him the link.

[two_grey_rooms]

Oh, I forgot. Yeah, you could make that one post public.

Awww, Dannnna. I'm sure you're not ugly, dear. <3

Ha ha. But at least he'll know that you actually ARE a fourteen-year-old girl.

And then he'll be all, "Ah, older girls think I am teh sex, cool." And his head will inflate.

...But not really. 'Cause Austin's head is like totally uninflatable. Ha ha. He's cool like that.

Besides, he'd still probably be whoawaaaaaymorecreepedout.