Call me Sneaky

[skippiru]

So like, Steve was trying to get his mom to hook me up with some chick she knew (who she had previously tried to hook up with Steve, but he turned her down), but she (Steve's mom) said no, because I am "sneaky" ...what the fuck? What is that even supposed to mean? I know it certainly sounds bad, especially since it was a good enough reason to not set me up with someone (unless this girl has a phobia of, uh, ninjas?) Fucking shit, as if I didn't already have enough things against me when it comes to the ladies, now I'm fucking SNEAKY.

But I guess, at least I'm not the creeper.*

*For those of you who don't know, some chick in high school called Steve "a creeper" so it's stuck ever since.