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Some more funny Redneck sayings.
You might be a Redneck if...
- You've woken yourself up while breaking wind.
- Your cars anti-theft device is the way it looks.
- The air freshener in your car was in there when you bought it.
- You've lived the last ten years with shotgun pellets embedded in your rear end.
- You've been in a fist fight at a yard sale.
- You had a black eye in your wedding pictures.
- You've been ejected from Bingo.
- The first time you danced with your wife it cost you 20 dollars.
- You think people with grass in their yards are uppity.
- The only time you skydived, it wasn't on purpose.
- The ATM starts laughing at you when you walk up to it.
- The last time you had off was for good behavior.
You might be a Redneck if...
- You've woken yourself up while breaking wind.
- Your cars anti-theft device is the way it looks.
- The air freshener in your car was in there when you bought it.
- You've lived the last ten years with shotgun pellets embedded in your rear end.
- You've been in a fist fight at a yard sale.
- You had a black eye in your wedding pictures.
- You've been ejected from Bingo.
- The first time you danced with your wife it cost you 20 dollars.
- You think people with grass in their yards are uppity.
- The only time you skydived, it wasn't on purpose.
- The ATM starts laughing at you when you walk up to it.
- The last time you had off was for good behavior.