Omegle for the lulz
You: Hi, Looking for a guy named Jak? Blonde hair, pointy ears? Captured by the Krimson Guard?
You: Seen 'em?
Stranger: nope
You: Damn
You: I hope he
You: 's ok
Stranger: y?
You: He's probably being tortured in prison
Stranger: go0od 4 him
Stranger: yducare
You: I heard the Baron is doing dark eco experiments
You: HE'S MY BEST FRIEND OK?
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Stranger: hi
You: Jak vs Secret Agent Clank GO
Stranger: My name is jamie
Stranger: lol
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Stranger: letts play 21 questions and see if you can guess my social security number
You: hey, you want a date from Orange Lightning instead?
Stranger: no -1
You: That's right, don't mess with the sugar~
Stranger: i have no idea what are you talking about
You: Are you new here?
Stranger: here?
You: Are you working for the Underground?
Stranger: no
You: So you want Baron Praxis to stay in Power??
Stranger: dont realy care
You: how can you care when you're being oppressed and a war with the Metal Heads is going on?
You: Don't you wonder what's outside the security walls?
Stranger: no
Stranger: btw those were questions 2 3 4 and 5
Stranger: i didnt realy answer question 4 so it wont count
You: Want to go to the Hip Hog Saloon?
Stranger: no
You: I hear Krew hired a sexy lady~
Stranger: dont care
You: Well I guess Sig is kind of attractive if you like tall, muscled guys with a cybernetic eye and a strong chin.
You: But when you could have a date with *this* I don't see why you'd go for him.
Stranger: you still have 16 questions left
You: Are you going to buy my self titled PSP game?
Stranger: no
You: Why not?
Stranger: i dont own a PSP
You: What about a ps2?
Stranger: I have one
You: So you can play a video game I'm featured in?
Stranger: I guess I could
You: great!
You: It's called Jak and Daxter: The Precurser Legacy. I'm Daxter. He's Jak...he's with me.
Stranger: dont care
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