We who are about to die salute you! Chris, Jenna, Courtney, James, and of course--yours truly front and center. We came, we saw, we kazoo'd.
We got to Frederick's of Hollywood and they generously let us have cardboard and markers for our sign. We each put in what we would kazoo for, and we ended up with food, alcohol, smiles, the hell of it, markers, books, manhood, and dignity. That last ain't high on the list; we were stuck in there for about 15 minutes while we serenaded some garter belts with "Blue Christmas."