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Mar 22, 2006 01:20

There are very few more simple and satisfying things than the feeling after a good sneeze.

Why does the soda that you get on an airplane taste SO much better than regular soda? It’s got to be because of the cup and the ice….especially the ice. I’m a crushed ice kind of guy myself, but those ice cubes with the holes in the middle? Amazing.

I’m trying to figure out something about those new taco bell chicken Caesar wrap commercials. When the people say to “look under its little toga”, was that written as a sexual innuendo on purpose? And if so, how the hell is that supposed to make me want to eat a burrito?

Basically Jimmy Fallon is hilarious, and I could watch his Pepsi commercial over and over again.

I was talking about this earlier with Ben: out of football and basketball, I enjoy watching football games much more, especially if it’s pro football. However, March Madness is the best post-season of any sport, pro or college, out there. Period. I don’t know, maybe its because its college basketball overload, maybe its cause you have a stake in every game (as long as you fill out a bracket), or maybe its something completely different…but damn, there’s nothing like it.

The James Blunt video of “You’re Beautiful” is such a great one with the exception that the rain kind of looks like he’s got bad dandruff flaking everywhere, but other than that its so simple, he’s just stripping and laying his clothes and stuff on such a basic setting, and plus, it’s a kick ass song.

If you could be in any Hall of Fame, which one would you choose to be in? My immediate response is the Football HOF, but after thinking about it for a bit, I think it might be cooler to be part of the Rock and Roll HOF, cause I mean, the Beatles, the Stones, and Elvis??? There’s not much better company than that. Actually, scratch that, I’m going to make up my own, the Bad Ass Hall of Fame. How awesome would THAT be, the first inductees being Chuck Norris, Kiefer Sutherland, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and me.

Other suggestions made for the Bad Ass HOF (provided by Marin, Tpane, and Ejaz): Pancho Villa, Bruce Lee, General Sherman, Ho Chi Minh, Pablo Escobar, John Gotti, Genghis Kahn, Napoleon, Eric the Red, General Douglas Macarthur, Hulk Hogan, Sly Stalone, Mr. T
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