you're so L.I. trashy.
Last night I got a little peice of Purchase and smoked with Alaina, Jess and Julie. All was well until Stamatis decided it would be a good idea to visit her friend Charlie while we were still heavily intoxicated with the mary jane. Well then embarrassing things happened, I ate the best pecan pie ever and we fell asleep in the basement.
I worst part was the pecan pie really. Going into someone's house, whom you've never met before, and you're stoned is the worst possible thing ever. They know you're high so they don't ask any hard questions- they are just polite and offer your fucked up ass food. You're going crazy with the munchies, but you attempt to act cool about being a beast, but you both know you're about to cut them if they don't cut the pie fast enough. Then, because you're fucked up and they aren't asking any questions you start to daze out. And that's when they do it. While you're fucking thinking about why your toes won't move, you're starring at your feet attempting to wiggle them one of the background voices in your head goes:
So how do you guys know each other?
But you didn't pay any attention to it. La La La. OH shit! a Question! And you just missed the opportunity to not look like a fuck up. Then you fidgit and stumble across some words in your head, but now your answer is late.
Fucking Mary Jane.
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I worst part was the pecan pie really. Going into someone's house, whom you've never met before, and you're stoned is the worst possible thing ever. They know you're high so they don't ask any hard questions- they are just polite and offer your fucked up ass food. You're going crazy with the munchies, but you attempt to act cool about being a beast, but you both know you're about to cut them if they don't cut the pie fast enough. Then, because you're fucked up and they aren't asking any questions you start to daze out. And that's when they do it. While you're fucking thinking about why your toes won't move, you're starring at your feet attempting to wiggle them one of the background voices in your head goes:
So how do you guys know each other?
But you didn't pay any attention to it. La La La. OH shit! a Question! And you just missed the opportunity to not look like a fuck up. Then you fidgit and stumble across some words in your head, but now your answer is late.
Fucking Mary Jane.
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