Jan 09, 2006 18:18
This past weekend was one i'd dare catagorize as "singular". But if an impartial observer would deconstruct the events, they'd be pretty par for the course....but hey, give me a break, i haven't had an eventfull night out in months.
So let us set up the following situation.....two germans, one russian and a good old american boy get together and destroy a bottle of vodka. They also top that off with some pretty potent "tea". This of course results in a pretty high level of inebriation, which limits the group to a walking radius for a night out. They find themselves at a place that most of them have never frequented and feel a bit out of place in. So it's seems only natural that a couple of women in their mid 30s come over to your table and use "Are you guys in a band?" as an opening line. Although one couldn't help but roll their eyes at such a conversation starter....one couldn't help but get sucked in. Lets skip all the stuff in the middle, because quite frankly it's drunken banality. The real gems of the night are the good old american boy almost having sex with a married woman in her 30s, at the bar, with her husband in the very proximal vicinity..and a german taking a mid-30s lawyer back to his apartment...not sure about her marriage status.
Oh and the russian came away from thee night a bit confused on the matter of how exactly he was "like Zach Braff"....funny like Zach Braff....similar in appearance..having similar characteristics to his character in Scrubs?