Tragicomedy
Today I have surpassed my self as a gay man. I have brought into work
- Two partially iced fish shaped home baked cakes
- Extra icing to finish off the fins and tails for these cakes
- Silver balls for extra decoration points
- My own chopping board because there is nothing big enough in work
- Lots and lots of matching tupperware
- Blagged my way into the leaving party at the Royal Opera House
- Drank lots of free champagne
- Stole about 3 champagne flutes (which I then left in the pub)
- Almost snogged someone really ugly from work
- Vomited all the way home
- Chucked a blatant sicky the next day