Yep, It's Official. I'm a Geek
Shamelessly stolen from Geek 2 Geek:
Top Questions Asked by Geeks:
Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM ?
You know how most packages say "Open Here." What is the protocol if the package says, "Open Somewhere Else?"
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
I have honestly contemplated at least seven or eight of these questions. Somehow I get the feeling that most of the world does not find them important or interesting. Yay geeks!
Top Questions Asked by Geeks:
Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM ?
You know how most packages say "Open Here." What is the protocol if the package says, "Open Somewhere Else?"
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
I have honestly contemplated at least seven or eight of these questions. Somehow I get the feeling that most of the world does not find them important or interesting. Yay geeks!