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I just remembered something nice my oldest sister's husband said to me after I got dumped by an ex.
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One day he'll wipe the grease out of his eyes, look at the bill you handed him, and thank you for the tip. Then, when his day of pumping gas is over, he'll go home to his barefoot, buck-toothed, 4th wife and cry in his warm beer over the "one that got away" while his illiterate kids yell about their ringworm. "
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One day he'll wipe the grease out of his eyes, look at the bill you handed him, and thank you for the tip. Then, when his day of pumping gas is over, he'll go home to his barefoot, buck-toothed, 4th wife and cry in his warm beer over the "one that got away" while his illiterate kids yell about their ringworm. "