Sometimes no means try again later to boys...
So I've cooked up some excuses that will be headscratchers to the point of "don't need to talk to her again...that was weird":
the next time you get asked out by one of your friends who you know you shouldn't date, reach for one of these handy dandy "you're being awkward, stfu" retorts:
1) I can't. I'm incontinent.
2) I just ate half a can of quail eggs, and am farting like a skunk, don't come near.
3) I'm a homosocial genderqueer.
4) OMG THAT'S GREAT CAN WE GET MARRIED (this one's a little risky...)
I'm bored at work and feeling snarky.
the next time you get asked out by one of your friends who you know you shouldn't date, reach for one of these handy dandy "you're being awkward, stfu" retorts:
1) I can't. I'm incontinent.
2) I just ate half a can of quail eggs, and am farting like a skunk, don't come near.
3) I'm a homosocial genderqueer.
4) OMG THAT'S GREAT CAN WE GET MARRIED (this one's a little risky...)
I'm bored at work and feeling snarky.