Meme stolen from laws_of_dawes

[skindeep_smile]

1. Your Name:
2. Are we friends?
3. Do you have a crush/attracted to me?
4. Would you kiss me?
5. ...with tongue?
6. Would you enjoy it?
7. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out?
8. Would you make a move on me in a movie theatre?
9. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
11. Do you want

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[rattle_thecages]

1. Your Name: Rachel
2. Are we friends? Never.
3. Do you have a crush/attracted to me? Please.
4. Would you kiss me? Gross.
5. ...with tongue? Even more gross.
6. Would you enjoy it? ...
7. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out? Unless I were declared criminally insane, no.
8. Would you make a move on me in a movie theatre? I wouldn't make a move on you anywhere.
9. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: I hate green hair.
10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? No.
11. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? I'm aiming for the jugular.
12. If you heard a rumour about me, would you defend me? I'd probably be the one to start the rumor.
13. Do you think I'm a good person? Is this shit for real?
14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? Only to smother you later with my pillow.
15. Do you think I'm hot? I think you're insane.
16. Would you call me just because? I'd call you insane.
17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you? According to you, you're my biggest problem.
18. If you could change anything about me, would you? I'd change everything.
19. Would you have sex with me? I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? And what, braid each other's hair?
21. What do you like most about me (looks and/or personality)? Clearly the red colored lips.
22. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? You stole it from me.

Fine. You win. I did it. Now give me back my blackberry, you asswipe.

[skindeep_smile]

That was hurtful, especially after I said all those nice things about you.

[rattle_thecages]

Blackberry. Now.

[skindeep_smile]

*holds his hands up* I left it in my other pants.