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First off, what's your name?
-brett
Why did your parents name you that, and do you wish they hadn't?
-they were going to name me ryan...but i guess they jsut chose brett
How old are you emotionally? (As in, do you think you handle your emotions pretty well and have sorted through most of them)
- 25
SEX, ETC.
what do you think about having sex before you get married?
-i guess it's just all up to that person and the morals they have for themselves
Are you straight, bisexual, gay, or lesbian? Have you ever questioned whether you really are this way?
-straight
Do you feel comfortable talking about sexual things or uncomfortable?
-depends on who i'm talking about them to
Do you feel comfortable talking about sexual things regarding your own experiences, what turns you on, etc.?
-pretty comfortable i guess...i like girls who take action i suppose
Do you, or have you ever masturbated?
-yes
Do you think it's okay for members of the sex opposite your own to masturbate and why or why not?
-yes, they're human
On a scale of 1-10, one being the least, and ten being the most, how perverted do you feel you are?
-i'm not too perverted...but i have my moments
If you're a teenager, are your hormones making you undoubtedly horny?
-ahhhh yes i can't control myself!!!!!!!!!!
Have you ever had a sexual dream before, or "wet dream?" Feel free to describe.
-i think i did when i was like 13...none recently though
What do you think of pornography? Have you ever seen it?
-it's mostly for people who aren't getting any....i think teenagers should look at it at some point in thier life, it can be educational
Do you have any fetishes or things that automatically start to turn you on? If so, what are they?
-yes
Are you flexible, or do flexible people turn you on? (If you don't understand how this question is sexual you probably never will.)
- semi-flexible...i used to play sports
How do sex scenes in movies make you feel? Disgusted? Hot? Elaborate.
-depends on who i'm with
Did you lie on, or avoid answering any of the above questions?
-no way
LOVE
Do you believe in love as a concept? Why or why not?
-as a concept
do you have a crush?
-yeah
you love them?
-it wouldn't be a crush if you loved them...
a scale of 1-10, one being the least and ten being the most, how important is your boyfriend, girlfriend, or crush to you?
-gf, friends, and family are all pretty equal....wait was that the question?
On a scale of 1-10, how important is the way your boyfriend's/girlfriend's/crush's family feel about you to you?
-i get along with tammy fine...i'm not sure abotu what i think about her...but who am i to judge...
If your family hated your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend, would you still go out with them?
- i'm alot like my dad...we usually have the same feelings.
DOES your family hate your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend?
-not at all
Are you physically attracted to your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend?
-yes
Do you think The Beatles were high when they wrote the song, "All You Need is Love?"
-no
How do you know when you love someone?
-i dunno i dont think i could explain something like that
Is love worth it?
-i think so
FRIENDS
Who is/are your best friend/s of the opposite sex?
-sarah, liz, mitra, camille, dennis
Who is/are you best friend/s of the same sex?
-they are all douchebags, but still friends
Name one or two people you know you would die for.
-sarah, mitra, my family; people that have been there for me...
On a scale of 1-10, how important are your friends to you?
-10
Have you ever fallen in love with a friend? How did that work out, if you did?
-not intimately
How well do your friends know you? Do you think they would still be your friends if they knew EVERYTHING, no exceptions, about you? If so, which friends?
-id say they know me pretty well...i think they'd still be my friends if they knew everything too
Ten years from now, which friends do you hope to still be in touch with? Why?
-sorry im not living past 27 :)
YOUR PSYCHE
Do you have any diagnosed mental disorders? If so, what?
-yeah, stuff
Do you have any undiagnosed mental disorders? If so, what?
-maybe
If you do in fact have a diagnosed or even undiagnosed mental disorder, describe what it feels like and/or your personal experiences with it.
-scotty, no
have you ever been to a therapist, psychiatrist, or psychologist before? If so, were they helpful to you?
-one did, then he moved to chicago
Do you think your dreams are a window into your soul? Or do they have any significance at all?
-yeah i think dreams are more important then i think they are...
How would you describe yourself mentally and psychologically?
-hmm...artistic?
Do you feel insecure with your own person? Have a self-esteem problem? If so, why do you think you do?
-im pretty ok with myself...there are things i dont like but i wouldnt want to do anythign about them...i look like my mom...cant be a good thing
RELIGION AND PHILOSOPHY
What religion or system of beliefs, if any, do you subscribe to?
-none
Is this a mainstream religion?
-yes
What do you think about non-mainstream religions? (Wicca, Hiduism, etc.?)
-interesting
How much do you actually know about non-mainstream religions?
-not much
Have you ever tried to convert someone to your own religion? Why or why not?
-not intentionally
whats your overall opinion of televangelists?
-cult leaders
What is your opinion of evangelists in general?
-child molesters
One word can be said and mean many different things. In the end, how important are words, really?
-pretty important
If you could ask God or whomever you choose as a supreme being one question, and only one, what would it be? (If you're an atheist just skip ahead.)
-why?
MUSIC
Is music important to you? Why or why not?
-yes, because it's amazing
Do you sing? If so, do you sing well?
-i sing in my car...not very well though
What instruments do you play, if any?
-a couple
Do you or have you ever written music before?
-yes
What do you think of Eminem?
-i like how angry he is...some of his songs are catchy
In your opinion, what band is the best of all time? (Name a few if you can't decide.)
-of all time: either led zeppelin or the rolling stones
Now for the lightning round. Do you like...
Pop music: no
Rock music: yes
Punk music:some
Rap music: a little
Hip-Hop/R&B: no
Country: not really
Jazz: yes
Classical: yes
New Age: eh
What is one band/singer you absolutely love that no one else does or seems to have heard about?
-velvet acid christ
Pick up the nearest CD to you and write a random song lyric from it.
-*insert screeching weasel lyrics here*
MOVIES, TV, ETC.
What is your favorite tv show?
-south park
What is your favorite movie?
-i love movies...i can't decide my favorate though..
If someone made a movie about your life, do you think anyone would want to see it?
-maybe
What is your favorite TV character?
-mr. jellineck from strangers with candy
what is your favorite movie character?
-Raoul Duke (johnny depp), fear and loathing in las vegas
Favorite actors?
-kevin spacey
-johnny depp
-edward norton
-brad pitt
-samuel l jackson
Favorite actress?
-angelina jolie
-ruth gordon
-jennifer connely
-rose mcgowan
ISSUES
What is your stance on abortion?
-im pretty pro-choice on everything
What is your opinion on gay people being allowed to get married?
-go for it
What is your opinion on gay couple adopting?
- cool
Do you have a political party affiliation? If so, what and why?
-democrat, because i believe in government by the people
What do you think about sex before marriage?
-whatev
Tell us one thing you're pretty sure no one knows about.
- women blink nearly twice as much as men.
-brett
Why did your parents name you that, and do you wish they hadn't?
-they were going to name me ryan...but i guess they jsut chose brett
How old are you emotionally? (As in, do you think you handle your emotions pretty well and have sorted through most of them)
- 25
SEX, ETC.
what do you think about having sex before you get married?
-i guess it's just all up to that person and the morals they have for themselves
Are you straight, bisexual, gay, or lesbian? Have you ever questioned whether you really are this way?
-straight
Do you feel comfortable talking about sexual things or uncomfortable?
-depends on who i'm talking about them to
Do you feel comfortable talking about sexual things regarding your own experiences, what turns you on, etc.?
-pretty comfortable i guess...i like girls who take action i suppose
Do you, or have you ever masturbated?
-yes
Do you think it's okay for members of the sex opposite your own to masturbate and why or why not?
-yes, they're human
On a scale of 1-10, one being the least, and ten being the most, how perverted do you feel you are?
-i'm not too perverted...but i have my moments
If you're a teenager, are your hormones making you undoubtedly horny?
-ahhhh yes i can't control myself!!!!!!!!!!
Have you ever had a sexual dream before, or "wet dream?" Feel free to describe.
-i think i did when i was like 13...none recently though
What do you think of pornography? Have you ever seen it?
-it's mostly for people who aren't getting any....i think teenagers should look at it at some point in thier life, it can be educational
Do you have any fetishes or things that automatically start to turn you on? If so, what are they?
-yes
Are you flexible, or do flexible people turn you on? (If you don't understand how this question is sexual you probably never will.)
- semi-flexible...i used to play sports
How do sex scenes in movies make you feel? Disgusted? Hot? Elaborate.
-depends on who i'm with
Did you lie on, or avoid answering any of the above questions?
-no way
LOVE
Do you believe in love as a concept? Why or why not?
-as a concept
do you have a crush?
-yeah
you love them?
-it wouldn't be a crush if you loved them...
a scale of 1-10, one being the least and ten being the most, how important is your boyfriend, girlfriend, or crush to you?
-gf, friends, and family are all pretty equal....wait was that the question?
On a scale of 1-10, how important is the way your boyfriend's/girlfriend's/crush's family feel about you to you?
-i get along with tammy fine...i'm not sure abotu what i think about her...but who am i to judge...
If your family hated your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend, would you still go out with them?
- i'm alot like my dad...we usually have the same feelings.
DOES your family hate your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend?
-not at all
Are you physically attracted to your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend?
-yes
Do you think The Beatles were high when they wrote the song, "All You Need is Love?"
-no
How do you know when you love someone?
-i dunno i dont think i could explain something like that
Is love worth it?
-i think so
FRIENDS
Who is/are your best friend/s of the opposite sex?
-sarah, liz, mitra, camille, dennis
Who is/are you best friend/s of the same sex?
-they are all douchebags, but still friends
Name one or two people you know you would die for.
-sarah, mitra, my family; people that have been there for me...
On a scale of 1-10, how important are your friends to you?
-10
Have you ever fallen in love with a friend? How did that work out, if you did?
-not intimately
How well do your friends know you? Do you think they would still be your friends if they knew EVERYTHING, no exceptions, about you? If so, which friends?
-id say they know me pretty well...i think they'd still be my friends if they knew everything too
Ten years from now, which friends do you hope to still be in touch with? Why?
-sorry im not living past 27 :)
YOUR PSYCHE
Do you have any diagnosed mental disorders? If so, what?
-yeah, stuff
Do you have any undiagnosed mental disorders? If so, what?
-maybe
If you do in fact have a diagnosed or even undiagnosed mental disorder, describe what it feels like and/or your personal experiences with it.
-scotty, no
have you ever been to a therapist, psychiatrist, or psychologist before? If so, were they helpful to you?
-one did, then he moved to chicago
Do you think your dreams are a window into your soul? Or do they have any significance at all?
-yeah i think dreams are more important then i think they are...
How would you describe yourself mentally and psychologically?
-hmm...artistic?
Do you feel insecure with your own person? Have a self-esteem problem? If so, why do you think you do?
-im pretty ok with myself...there are things i dont like but i wouldnt want to do anythign about them...i look like my mom...cant be a good thing
RELIGION AND PHILOSOPHY
What religion or system of beliefs, if any, do you subscribe to?
-none
Is this a mainstream religion?
-yes
What do you think about non-mainstream religions? (Wicca, Hiduism, etc.?)
-interesting
How much do you actually know about non-mainstream religions?
-not much
Have you ever tried to convert someone to your own religion? Why or why not?
-not intentionally
whats your overall opinion of televangelists?
-cult leaders
What is your opinion of evangelists in general?
-child molesters
One word can be said and mean many different things. In the end, how important are words, really?
-pretty important
If you could ask God or whomever you choose as a supreme being one question, and only one, what would it be? (If you're an atheist just skip ahead.)
-why?
MUSIC
Is music important to you? Why or why not?
-yes, because it's amazing
Do you sing? If so, do you sing well?
-i sing in my car...not very well though
What instruments do you play, if any?
-a couple
Do you or have you ever written music before?
-yes
What do you think of Eminem?
-i like how angry he is...some of his songs are catchy
In your opinion, what band is the best of all time? (Name a few if you can't decide.)
-of all time: either led zeppelin or the rolling stones
Now for the lightning round. Do you like...
Pop music: no
Rock music: yes
Punk music:some
Rap music: a little
Hip-Hop/R&B: no
Country: not really
Jazz: yes
Classical: yes
New Age: eh
What is one band/singer you absolutely love that no one else does or seems to have heard about?
-velvet acid christ
Pick up the nearest CD to you and write a random song lyric from it.
-*insert screeching weasel lyrics here*
MOVIES, TV, ETC.
What is your favorite tv show?
-south park
What is your favorite movie?
-i love movies...i can't decide my favorate though..
If someone made a movie about your life, do you think anyone would want to see it?
-maybe
What is your favorite TV character?
-mr. jellineck from strangers with candy
what is your favorite movie character?
-Raoul Duke (johnny depp), fear and loathing in las vegas
Favorite actors?
-kevin spacey
-johnny depp
-edward norton
-brad pitt
-samuel l jackson
Favorite actress?
-angelina jolie
-ruth gordon
-jennifer connely
-rose mcgowan
ISSUES
What is your stance on abortion?
-im pretty pro-choice on everything
What is your opinion on gay people being allowed to get married?
-go for it
What is your opinion on gay couple adopting?
- cool
Do you have a political party affiliation? If so, what and why?
-democrat, because i believe in government by the people
What do you think about sex before marriage?
-whatev
Tell us one thing you're pretty sure no one knows about.
- women blink nearly twice as much as men.