What would you do if.. I said I liked you: Call you gay I kissed you: Call you gay...and possibly muster up a stiffy. I was hospitalized: Visit you just so I can see you get a sponge bath and prove I have a bigger wang. I ran away from home: Get a house together and tear it up batchelor style. I got in a fight and you were there: Film it. I got dumped: Take you out to get blind and root some randoms. I pissed you off (haha, like I'd piss anyone off): Call you gay.
What Do You Think Of My... Personality: You like drinking, ruining shit, and being awesome...are you trying to be like me? Eyes: Round Face: Furby Hair: Emo Clothes: Stolen (cu@hoody) Voice: Manly Humor: Awesome Choice of music: See above Mannerisms: Classy...clearly a gentleman. Family: Greek Friends: I'm awesome Decisions: 'hmm should I get on it tonight or not??' Stress handling capabilities: Besides the wall punching...not bad. Boobs: Hairy...titty fucking could cause carpet burn Facial Hair: Non existant...*shifty eyes* White legs: BAHAHAHAHA
Would You... Be my friend: Never...cunt. Be there for me in the toughest of situations: Clearly been there already Tell me the truth no matter what: I do that anyway...in a less than subtle way. Lie to make me feel better: Never...feeling like shit to realise the seriousness of a situation is the best medicine Spread rumors about me: 'Psst...Greg has a HUGE wang' Keep a secret if I told you one: Done many times before Sir. Loan me some cash: If i had it...for sure Hold my hand: Depends where it's been. Keep in touch: Let me in touch. Try and solve my problems: I am LORD of this. Love me: Like a fellow southbank plumbing ruiner (res) Make-out with me: I like to keep my tongue hair free. Miss me if I left: clearly I would be coming with you Cry if I died: Yes. Hold me in times of need: cu@manhugs Ditch me: Only to get laid behind Switch..Id be back to light some bonfires on Glenferrie Station though. Date me: For sure...a romantic dinner for two at pizza hut...followed by a short walk to our train limosine...which takes us right outside switch. With our special guest list entry we will ascend the stairs to the Metal Room Suite...where we will sink copious amounts of piss and ruin shit on the dancefloor to the subtle sounds of Slipknot. Get my name tattooed on your body if I saved your life: Shotgun not penis. Visit me in prison: Only if the female security guards frisk me first.
I said I liked you: Call you gay
I kissed you: Call you gay...and possibly muster up a stiffy.
I was hospitalized: Visit you just so I can see you get a sponge bath and prove I have a bigger wang.
I ran away from home: Get a house together and tear it up batchelor style.
I got in a fight and you were there: Film it.
I got dumped: Take you out to get blind and root some randoms.
I pissed you off (haha, like I'd piss anyone off): Call you gay.
What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: You like drinking, ruining shit, and being awesome...are you trying to be like me?
Eyes: Round
Face: Furby
Hair: Emo
Clothes: Stolen (cu@hoody)
Voice: Manly
Humor: Awesome
Choice of music: See above
Mannerisms: Classy...clearly a gentleman.
Family: Greek
Friends: I'm awesome
Decisions: 'hmm should I get on it tonight or not??'
Stress handling capabilities: Besides the wall punching...not bad.
Boobs: Hairy...titty fucking could cause carpet burn
Facial Hair: Non existant...*shifty eyes*
White legs: BAHAHAHAHA
Would You...
Be my friend: Never...cunt.
Be there for me in the toughest of situations: Clearly been there already
Tell me the truth no matter what: I do that anyway...in a less than subtle way.
Lie to make me feel better: Never...feeling like shit to realise the seriousness of a situation is the best medicine
Spread rumors about me: 'Psst...Greg has a HUGE wang'
Keep a secret if I told you one: Done many times before Sir.
Loan me some cash: If i had it...for sure
Hold my hand: Depends where it's been.
Keep in touch: Let me in touch.
Try and solve my problems: I am LORD of this.
Love me: Like a fellow southbank plumbing ruiner (res)
Make-out with me: I like to keep my tongue hair free.
Miss me if I left: clearly I would be coming with you
Cry if I died: Yes.
Hold me in times of need: cu@manhugs
Ditch me: Only to get laid behind Switch..Id be back to light some bonfires on Glenferrie Station though.
Date me: For sure...a romantic dinner for two at pizza hut...followed by a short walk to our train limosine...which takes us right outside switch. With our special guest list entry we will ascend the stairs to the Metal Room Suite...where we will sink copious amounts of piss and ruin shit on the dancefloor to the subtle sounds of Slipknot.
Get my name tattooed on your body if I saved your life: Shotgun not penis.
Visit me in prison: Only if the female security guards frisk me first.
Fucking not logging in shit.
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hHAHAHAHHAAH (res1)
Clearly we rule sir. cu@pizzahutnextweek. Clearly we'll need to get the fuck on it.
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