Nov 17, 2004 09:39
HERE ARE SOME JACK HANDEY QUOTES TO TICKLE YOUR FANCY :
"I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have a beak to peck you with."
"Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point."