Aww...I'm the antidote for fun.
I've become paranoid, and my stalkers will suffer. Deal with it, you bunch of loose-legged hippes! Feeding your pet crabs to a heaping pile of yams. They aren't real, goddamnit, those eyes are fake! I bought them at the craft store for 76% off. I saved a nickel.
Comment to be added...or fucking...whatever. I will do a thorough investigation of your journal before you get added. Which means, mostly, that I wont really bother at all. Might check and see if you actually HAVE a journal that you actually make POSTS in, but aside from that I don't give two ankles short of a bees beard.