『Elegante 003』► Video/Audio

[skin_and_steel]

[The camera fumbles for a few moments - it's clear the one using it has never so much as touched a camera before, let alone operated one.]

Dammit, how do you - [the camera repeatedly zooms in and out] C'mon, a little further out- no, not that far-! [The video settles at about a foot away from his face. And upside down.]

There. Perfect. [He makes

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[standardpackage]

[Point. Proven.]

Damn.

[skin_and_steel]

...what're you giving me that look for? [He does not like the look Jinx is giving him.]

[standardpackage]

Yer even smaller than I thought...

[He doesn't plan on answering the original question.]

[skin_and_steel]

Yeah, like you could make any guesses about my height from... what? My voice?

[standardpackage]

Like I said b'fore, Kid. I've had experience with things like that. Gotta know how big yer enemy is b'fore ya' even think 'bout attacking.

[skin_and_steel]

Yeah, try attacking me and see how far that gets you. I thought we had a truce, Ashtray.

[standardpackage]

Oh, no. I'm just usin' an example, Kid, Don't ya' know what those are?

[skin_and_steel]

Yes, Jinx, I know what those are. I'm not stupid.

[standardpackage]

'Cause ya' know only smart people can use a cam'ra properly.

[skin_and_steel]

We didn't use cameras where I'm from. You can hardly blame me for not knowing what the fuck to do with one.

[standardpackage]

[That's all for Jinx's daily installment of 'push Ed's buttons' time.]

We're th' ones ta' deal with this 'cause th' cap'ain an' crew don't seem ta' give a flyin' shit 'bout what happens ta' us.

[skin_and_steel]

[He does seem to do that quite well, though the mood changes are dizzying.]

Well, of course not. We're his little ant farm, he wants to see if we kill each other or if we're gonna fry up under his magnifying glass.

[standardpackage]

Actually, he dosn't like us hurtin' each other. We get punished fer bein' bad.

[skin_and_steel]

Oh, so he's the only one that can do that. Of course.

[standardpackage]

'S just th' way things are on this shit dump. Th' cap'in an' crew can do what ever th' hell they wanna. An' from that video I guess the're allowed weapons, too.