INTENSE DREAM

Jan 07, 2008 12:04

Not sure why I'm writing this down, but maybe it'll be a good story to tell later. (AHEM storytelling. and maybe public speaking. why why why?)

SO. Apparently in my dream I couldn't sleep, so nowadays when I can't sleep I like to wander around and be productive until I get sleepy (aka read a chem chapter). So this time, I decided to take a walk around Davis at night (it must have been past midnight) because that seemed like a smart thing to do, and that was what I was doing before I fell asleep for reals.

Anyways, I'm walking and then I see a car full of nuns carrying bottles of prescription drugs to help you fall asleep, and one was leaning out of the window, holding this huge, probably 6 feet tall, with a label: "Don't be ashamed. God wants you to sleep! Take some!". She dumps it right in front of me, and the car drives off, trying to look inconspicuous. But deep inside my heart, I knew it was for me, and all these other insomniacs looked at me funny.

Anyways, I decided to not do as God said (probably due to the fact that I've read "God is not Great" last night), and I'm anti drugs, and went on a run instead. Being Davis, there were plenty of grassy fields to run in, so I went through a fence and started jogging around. I did that until dawn, when I saw a herd of cows running my way. I wasn't too scared as I was a good distance ahead of them, but I decided it was time to leave nonetheless. A couple of seconds later, I look back and BAM, this crazy cow, oh I'm sorry, a male bovine, (with big scary horns I tell you) came charging up with me along with his backup cows.

I freaked out and ran towards the opening in the fence. The bull was right in front of me, blocking the way out, so I turned, looked at the bull, and ran towards it. The cow charged at me, and at the last second, I pulled an Eyeshield 21, and narrowly avoided the horns, and ran for my life.

AND THEN I WOKE UP. AT SEVEN. WHEW.
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