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yesterday i was walking home from goodwill, dressed like an elementary school teacher and lugging two big plastic bags, and still, three separate Dudes In Cars decided to whistle/say "nice"/yell "WOO!" at me. and i kind of lost it and was screaming "EVERY DUDE IN A CAR CAN CHOKE ON MY HUGE FUCKING DICK TODAY" as i happened to pass a church, and then i realized i had become the crazy person yelling vulgarities on lombard. the circle of life.