Sailor SparkleSue
I BLAME YOU, sailormoonland.
Loves, I give you SAILOR SPARKLESUE.
also this is probably the most culturally and everything-ly insensitive thing I have ever written please understand that it's parody and I'm mocking the animu 13 year olds who are like "HOMG I AM SO SPECIAL THAT I SHINE LIKE A SPECIAL THING"
She is a half elf, half dragon, half siren, 1/3 magical sea monkey (THAT'S WHY HER EARS ARE POINTED DUH OKAY?)
Her main fuku color is sparkle, and her other fuku color is rainbow, and her transformation phrase is "SPARKLICIOUS SPARKLING SPARKLE POWER SPARKLE ME" which is way better than "Cosmic Moon Power Make Up" or whatever. Her power is over sparkles and rainbows, obviously, and she's super sweet but don't make her mad because then she'll hate you forever. But she's super loyal until you betray her and then she'll kick your a** teehee I said a bad word.
Sailor SparkleSue's real name is Kawabagi Chihou Usaginekochan (Usaginekochan is her first name, okay, because she's Japanese and they say names backwards). Everyone loves her because she's super nice and she's Chibi-Usa's second daughter and is so much better than Sailor Moon because of her awesome huge wings and four skirts and hair. Also, her hair is rainbow.
Her eyes are verdant heliotrope orbs of shininess and she has a great body. Her boobs are huge and everyone is jealous of her super hot bod (her numbers are 42-21-39 because big hips are for women with children and Usaginekochan is a perfect virginal goddess okay?).
Her major attack is Rainbow Sparkle Shimmer Shine Swirl Raindrop Spin!
Her second attack is Delicate Love Caress Dove Wings Gentle!
Her finishing move is Coruscation Crepuscular Coalescent Celsius Core!
Loves, I give you SAILOR SPARKLESUE.
also this is probably the most culturally and everything-ly insensitive thing I have ever written please understand that it's parody and I'm mocking the animu 13 year olds who are like "HOMG I AM SO SPECIAL THAT I SHINE LIKE A SPECIAL THING"
She is a half elf, half dragon, half siren, 1/3 magical sea monkey (THAT'S WHY HER EARS ARE POINTED DUH OKAY?)
Her main fuku color is sparkle, and her other fuku color is rainbow, and her transformation phrase is "SPARKLICIOUS SPARKLING SPARKLE POWER SPARKLE ME" which is way better than "Cosmic Moon Power Make Up" or whatever. Her power is over sparkles and rainbows, obviously, and she's super sweet but don't make her mad because then she'll hate you forever. But she's super loyal until you betray her and then she'll kick your a** teehee I said a bad word.
Sailor SparkleSue's real name is Kawabagi Chihou Usaginekochan (Usaginekochan is her first name, okay, because she's Japanese and they say names backwards). Everyone loves her because she's super nice and she's Chibi-Usa's second daughter and is so much better than Sailor Moon because of her awesome huge wings and four skirts and hair. Also, her hair is rainbow.
Her eyes are verdant heliotrope orbs of shininess and she has a great body. Her boobs are huge and everyone is jealous of her super hot bod (her numbers are 42-21-39 because big hips are for women with children and Usaginekochan is a perfect virginal goddess okay?).
Her major attack is Rainbow Sparkle Shimmer Shine Swirl Raindrop Spin!
Her second attack is Delicate Love Caress Dove Wings Gentle!
Her finishing move is Coruscation Crepuscular Coalescent Celsius Core!