Ben is so full of it...bastard

Nov 28, 2005 15:41

xXxSkiddlesxXx: hey its you
GangstaDopedeala: hey it's me
xXxSkiddlesxXx: how r u doin?
GangstaDopedeala: wonderfully
xXxSkiddlesxXx: really?
xXxSkiddlesxXx: thats good
GangstaDopedeala: really
GangstaDopedeala: I have been having an amazing couple of weeks and I just found out that I AM going to be able to pick up tonight
GangstaDopedeala: how're things out your way?
xXxSkiddlesxXx: pick up?
GangstaDopedeala: re-up
xXxSkiddlesxXx: They are good
xXxSkiddlesxXx: its just fing cold
GangstaDopedeala: cold?
GangstaDopedeala: in cali?
GangstaDopedeala: that doesn't even make sense
xXxSkiddlesxXx: Yah
xXxSkiddlesxXx: I'm in Northern Cali
xXxSkiddlesxXx: it gets cold here
GangstaDopedeala: ah
xXxSkiddlesxXx: hey
xXxSkiddlesxXx: can i add you on Myspacez/
xXxSkiddlesxXx: myspace?*
GangstaDopedeala: yes, yes you can
xXxSkiddlesxXx: thanks
xXxSkiddlesxXx: just came across ya
GangstaDopedeala: well, I can say that I've come across you in quite some time
GangstaDopedeala: bazing!
xXxSkiddlesxXx: omg
xXxSkiddlesxXx: Can we ever talk without mentioning that we've slept together
GangstaDopedeala: haha
GangstaDopedeala: sorry
GangstaDopedeala: I'm all fired up right now
xXxSkiddlesxXx: well on the other hand, alot of our relationship was sex
xXxSkiddlesxXx: fired up?
xXxSkiddlesxXx: oh yah\
xXxSkiddlesxXx: thats right
xXxSkiddlesxXx: re uping
xXxSkiddlesxXx: whatever that means
GangstaDopedeala: buying more drugs
xXxSkiddlesxXx: I see
GangstaDopedeala: my bag, it is empty
xXxSkiddlesxXx: thats sad
GangstaDopedeala: and tonight it is replenished
xXxSkiddlesxXx: I just smoked earlier
GangstaDopedeala: just in time for my steelers to beat the shit out of the colts tonihgt
xXxSkiddlesxXx: I was soooo high last night
GangstaDopedeala: you think that our relationship was based mostly on sex?
xXxSkiddlesxXx: I love my bowl
xXxSkiddlesxXx: not based on
xXxSkiddlesxXx: just consisted of alot
GangstaDopedeala: ps.
hello manic phase
GangstaDopedeala: oh, the lot of sex thing is just me
xXxSkiddlesxXx: Like we couldn't not be touching eachother
xXxSkiddlesxXx: cmon I know you remmber
GangstaDopedeala: I don't know if you noticed, but I'm hot
GangstaDopedeala: haha
GangstaDopedeala: an humble too
xXxSkiddlesxXx: well I dont know if you remmber I have the greatest Breast on the planet
xXxSkiddlesxXx: so there
GangstaDopedeala: hahaha
xXxSkiddlesxXx: you said it your self
GangstaDopedeala: I do remember them being quite entertaining
xXxSkiddlesxXx: damn right
GangstaDopedeala: and, I do love some titties
xXxSkiddlesxXx: yup
GangstaDopedeala: omg, this new girl that I'm seeing
GangstaDopedeala: best ass in northern va
GangstaDopedeala: and I'm looking into whether or not she's got the best ass in the world
GangstaDopedeala: guiness is supposed to be sending someone out to take a look next week
xXxSkiddlesxXx: I heard a rumor the other day that you dated a stripper
GangstaDopedeala: that's kind of true
GangstaDopedeala: well, it is true
GangstaDopedeala: I did date a stripper
GangstaDopedeala: but, she wasn't a stripper when I started dating her
xXxSkiddlesxXx: okies, just was at the end?
xXxSkiddlesxXx: You know Kate's BF Chris?
xXxSkiddlesxXx: He told me
GangstaDopedeala: ah
GangstaDopedeala: she was a stripper during the middle of our dating
GangstaDopedeala: and she is a stripper again now, I believe
xXxSkiddlesxXx: word
xXxSkiddlesxXx: nice work
GangstaDopedeala: eh, fuck her and the horse she rode in on
xXxSkiddlesxXx: damn
xXxSkiddlesxXx: What did she do to you?
GangstaDopedeala: what didn't she do?
GangstaDopedeala: then again, I'm no angel either
GangstaDopedeala: so, yeah
xXxSkiddlesxXx: true
GangstaDopedeala: I dunno
GangstaDopedeala: at this point, I'd be glad if I never had to talk about her again
xXxSkiddlesxXx: ok
xXxSkiddlesxXx: done
GangstaDopedeala: and I'm sure she feels the same way about me
GangstaDopedeala: but, it turns out that she isn't the only stripper that I've been involved with
xXxSkiddlesxXx: oh
GangstaDopedeala: yeah
GangstaDopedeala: amazing
GangstaDopedeala: I guess that would make me feel like a pimp if I was already so full of myself
xXxSkiddlesxXx: yah I guess i would
GangstaDopedeala: I mean, if I wasn't already so full of myself
GangstaDopedeala: it is kind of hard to boost my ego at this point
xXxSkiddlesxXx: I followed
xXxSkiddlesxXx: Well I am gonna go get Naked and take a shower
GangstaDopedeala: sounds like a plan
GangstaDopedeala: send pictures
GangstaDopedeala: seriously
GangstaDopedeala: mmmm, titties
GangstaDopedeala: haha
xXxSkiddlesxXx: No chance
xXxSkiddlesxXx: *evil grin*
GangstaDopedeala: shit, theres always a chance
xXxSkiddlesxXx: never, not with you hunny
xXxSkiddlesxXx: haha
GangstaDopedeala: don't even act like you learned how to resist the silver tongue of ben
xXxSkiddlesxXx: whatever
GangstaDopedeala: haha
xXxSkiddlesxXx: I Could SOOO resist
GangstaDopedeala: no, you couldn't
xXxSkiddlesxXx: it was never the tounge that did it anyways
xXxSkiddlesxXx: HAHA
GangstaDopedeala: !!!!
xXxSkiddlesxXx: ...
GangstaDopedeala: okay, it wasn't the tongue
GangstaDopedeala: haha
GangstaDopedeala: but, I do know what it was
GangstaDopedeala: and it wasn't even dirty
xXxSkiddlesxXx: what was it?
GangstaDopedeala: there is hardly a young lady alive that can look me in the eyes and not give me what I want
GangstaDopedeala: tell me I'm lying
xXxSkiddlesxXx: your lieing
xXxSkiddlesxXx: I am sure I said no to you at least once
GangstaDopedeala: haha
GangstaDopedeala: once
GangstaDopedeala: and I wasn't looking you in the eyes
xXxSkiddlesxXx: I could always get anythign from you
xXxSkiddlesxXx: I know it
xXxSkiddlesxXx: you'd take me anywhere i wanted
GangstaDopedeala: that's part of my charm
GangstaDopedeala: as long as it isn't a total pain in my ass, I'll do just about anything
xXxSkiddlesxXx: hmm sure
GangstaDopedeala: I aim to please
xXxSkiddlesxXx: That you do Ben that you do
xXxSkiddlesxXx: Wel I am really going this time
GangstaDopedeala: me too
GangstaDopedeala: talk to you laters
xXxSkiddlesxXx: bye
xXxSkiddlesxXx: take care
GangstaDopedeala: kiss kiss and all that nonsense
xXxSkiddlesxXx: yah yah yah
GangstaDopedeala signed off at 3:40:23 PM.
Previous post Next post
Up