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Sep 21, 2005 16:13

I got a call today from work... and I let my voice mail pick it up... HELL if I'm going to work on my day off!
I check my VM, and it's Christy (My boss) saying "THE RASPBERRY LEMONAIDE MACHINE IS DEAD!! THERE'S RASPBERRY LEMONAIDE EVERYWHERE!!!! Please call back..."
Okay... so being the nice guy I am.. I called back asking what's wrong and they need ME to fix the damn machine... heaven forbid they look at the instruction manual and fix it themselves.
Seeing as I am the only one that knows how the damn thing is put together and taken apart such and what-not... I pack up form my uncles house and I head back to town to help them and just... go home from there..
When I get there, OF COURSE the machine is fixed and running again... and they tell me.. "Oh... We figred it out.. thanks." Well a CALL would have been NICE!!!
I hate work.. GOD I hate work...
Okay.. now tell me if THIS doesn't sound familiar... This is the very WEIRD part....
I decide to hang out a little bit and chat seeing as how a few of my friends were there...
A guy walks in and orders something...

Hold that thought... Okay.. about 95% of the poeple that come in to order something.... USALLY say... "I'd like a 3 piece MEAL." End line... they stop.... and start getting their wallet...
WE usually have to ask them... "What TWO side items would you like on that MEAL?" Because you know... the meal comes with two sides.
ANYWAYS...

The guy walks in and orders something... and my friend who happened to be at the register asked him politely... "What two side items would you like with that meal sir?"
and the guy FREAKS.... (Yes.. this is the familiar part eh Athos?)
The guy starts stomping and yelling, "I JUST WANT A CHICKEN MEAL!!! THAT'S ALL!! YOU HAVE TO ASK ME THESE STUPID STUPID QUESTIONS!! AND ALL I SAID WAS I WANT A MEAL!!!!!!"
I'm not sure exactly what he said but that was the basic gist of it..
Yes.. there was head hitting and stomping around in circles..
He eventually just left... but I thought that I should share my wonderful day with everyone.
As for the rest of my day? Hell... surprise me... send me a message.. I don't care.. I'm up for anything.

-Skidd
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