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A young man, soon to be married, is told by his fiance that on their wedding night she will give him the most amazing blowjob. Since the young man wants everything to be kosher, he decides that he needs to say a bracha before the blowjob. He goes to an Orthodox rabbi and asks "Rabbi, what is the bracha for a blowjob?". The Orthodox rabbi replies "I am sorry, son, but what is a blowjob?". The young says "Never mind Rabbi, thank you very much". After this failed attempt, he goes to a Conservative rabbi and asks him the same question - "Rabbi, what is the right bracha for a blowjob?". The Conservative rabbi gives him the same response as his Orthodox counterpart "Sorry, what is a blowjob?". Disappointed, the young man decides to go see a Reform rabbi. He asks the Reform rabbi THE BURNING QUESTION - "Rabbi, what is the bracha for a blowjob"... to which the Reform rabbi replies "Sorry, what is a bracha?"
Non-Jewish legend:
Orthodox - very religious.
Conservative - kind of religious.
Reform - Don't know their ass form the hole they blew in the ground yesterday.
Well it's finally here, the end of school and the prom...so glad it's finally here and i can say goodbye to Yorkmills, at least for a year. Im definitely looking forward to the drink run that is happening tomorrow at some point. Vodka, Beer, maybe even a little scotch, who knows...maybe I'll just buy a bartender to follow me around for the night (that would be AWESOME!!!). Well, just like Jen, and I'm sure Laura, I miss Avra too but I too am going to have to get used to not seeing her since I'm going out east next year. And Jen, I hope you get to come to the party tomorrow night, it's gonna be a lot of fun, or so I'm told. I can't promise a small couch for two, and a certain someone pushing me into a wall, but I can definitely guarantee a good time with lots of drinks (AND NO HARRY POTTER AT 4 IN THE MORNING, unless it's the new one).
Well until next time, same bat channel, same bat time...
Random thought of the day:
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ?
Non-Jewish legend:
Orthodox - very religious.
Conservative - kind of religious.
Reform - Don't know their ass form the hole they blew in the ground yesterday.
Well it's finally here, the end of school and the prom...so glad it's finally here and i can say goodbye to Yorkmills, at least for a year. Im definitely looking forward to the drink run that is happening tomorrow at some point. Vodka, Beer, maybe even a little scotch, who knows...maybe I'll just buy a bartender to follow me around for the night (that would be AWESOME!!!). Well, just like Jen, and I'm sure Laura, I miss Avra too but I too am going to have to get used to not seeing her since I'm going out east next year. And Jen, I hope you get to come to the party tomorrow night, it's gonna be a lot of fun, or so I'm told. I can't promise a small couch for two, and a certain someone pushing me into a wall, but I can definitely guarantee a good time with lots of drinks (AND NO HARRY POTTER AT 4 IN THE MORNING, unless it's the new one).
Well until next time, same bat channel, same bat time...
Random thought of the day:
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ?