THE FORBIDDEN LOVE OF STATE VS FEDERAL POWER -- Including not-quite-porn-of-lulz
OH GOD IT'S BEEN SO LONG since I've updated.
But I bring you this tidbit.
So in AP US History I scored a 9 on an in-class Document-Based Essay. A 9 is the highest score possible. He claims to never EVER EVER give 9s first semester, too. I was the only one who got one, proving once and for all I am a super-special-awesome snowflake and stuff.
The prompt was basically on whether or not social reforms during Reconstruction amounted to a revolution, blah blah.
Me and my sis were debating how to get a 10 on such an essay, and she told me to write porn. SO I REWROTE THE FIRST BODY PARAGRAPH AS PSEUDO-PORN. ENJOY.
"Senator John Sherman slowly undid his pants while whispering about the evils of state power. 'It has been by the principle of state rights... that has been the main instrument by which out government is sought to be overthrown" (B), he moaned, as one final protest to this forbidden love.
Whoever the fuck wrote the South Carolina Causes for Secession flushed, aroused both intellectually and physically by the handsome Senator's statement. "But... certain duties were imposed upon the states... which necessarily imperiled their existence as sovereign states" (A), he breathed a weak protest. But it was too late."
... yeah. Been like a year or more since and update and I made you read HOT STATE VS FEDERAL YAOI. How does that make you feel?
(Really I'm only posting this here cause she told me to. :|
But I bring you this tidbit.
So in AP US History I scored a 9 on an in-class Document-Based Essay. A 9 is the highest score possible. He claims to never EVER EVER give 9s first semester, too. I was the only one who got one, proving once and for all I am a super-special-awesome snowflake and stuff.
The prompt was basically on whether or not social reforms during Reconstruction amounted to a revolution, blah blah.
Me and my sis were debating how to get a 10 on such an essay, and she told me to write porn. SO I REWROTE THE FIRST BODY PARAGRAPH AS PSEUDO-PORN. ENJOY.
"Senator John Sherman slowly undid his pants while whispering about the evils of state power. 'It has been by the principle of state rights... that has been the main instrument by which out government is sought to be overthrown" (B), he moaned, as one final protest to this forbidden love.
Whoever the fuck wrote the South Carolina Causes for Secession flushed, aroused both intellectually and physically by the handsome Senator's statement. "But... certain duties were imposed upon the states... which necessarily imperiled their existence as sovereign states" (A), he breathed a weak protest. But it was too late."
... yeah. Been like a year or more since and update and I made you read HOT STATE VS FEDERAL YAOI. How does that make you feel?
(Really I'm only posting this here cause she told me to. :|