Dear LJ, why do people suck?
I joined match.com again in an effort to be social. Some of the people on the site probably shouldn't procreate.
I got an e-mail from one guy the other day; no punctuation, no capital letters, a bunch of spelling errors. In other words, a real keeper. I ignored him and he e-mailed me back a snarky comment to which I really want to rip him a new one for. Since I know better than to engage in correspondence with this guy, LJ fans, you get the pleasure of reading my rant.
Dear Tool,
I suppose you didn't understand that ignoring you meant I wasn't interested. I did take the time to look at your profile, but you had a number of negatives weighing against you. Shall I list them? Let's start with the fact that you're four years over my age range. You live over an hour away from me. If I want to talk to someone with a limited vocabulary and bad grammar, I'll talk to my 3-year-old nephew. I could go on, but I didn't even need those first three after reading your second e-mail. If you thought questioning my intelligence and education with comments bordering on the far side of rude would somehow create a long and lasting healthy relationship, you're an effing moron.
Cheers,
Erica
XOXO
I got an e-mail from one guy the other day; no punctuation, no capital letters, a bunch of spelling errors. In other words, a real keeper. I ignored him and he e-mailed me back a snarky comment to which I really want to rip him a new one for. Since I know better than to engage in correspondence with this guy, LJ fans, you get the pleasure of reading my rant.
Dear Tool,
I suppose you didn't understand that ignoring you meant I wasn't interested. I did take the time to look at your profile, but you had a number of negatives weighing against you. Shall I list them? Let's start with the fact that you're four years over my age range. You live over an hour away from me. If I want to talk to someone with a limited vocabulary and bad grammar, I'll talk to my 3-year-old nephew. I could go on, but I didn't even need those first three after reading your second e-mail. If you thought questioning my intelligence and education with comments bordering on the far side of rude would somehow create a long and lasting healthy relationship, you're an effing moron.
Cheers,
Erica
XOXO