The 75 Things a Ski Racer Would NEVER Dream of Saying:
1. Yesterday at the tanning booth...
2. Back when I was a cheerleader
3. My boots smell like roses
4. My feet are dry
5. My legs are always silky smooth
6 what does hooking up mean
7. I really love it when snow boarders sit in the middle of the run!
8. I love tunning
9. Hey lets get up extra early to go running!
10. I dont have to pee
11.why are your poles bent?
12. Ive never been laid
13. The girls on our team would be cuter if they gained more weight!
14. Thunder thighs?
15. The guys on our team would be hotter if they had higher self esteem!
16. One time at ski camp!
17. O no more beds Ill take the floor
18. You can have first shower!
19. I dont have scars
20. I love striping down to our speed suits when its 20 degrees out I wish we could do it more often
21. The fog is so beautiful
22.man Im feeling refreshed this morning
23. My butt is to small
24. I wish these jeans were tighter in the ass
25. My social life...
26. No I do not want seconds
27. I really dont want desert
28. When i quit ski racing Im going to become a swim suit model because I love my full body tan!
29. I need smaller boots
30. My bag is really light i could have packed more!
31. I love the way these GAP jeans look
32. So what level skiier are you 1 2 or 3?
33. Lets just carry our luggage on this time
34. Theres extra room in my suit case!
35. Whats frostbite?
36. Boy I learned a lot in school this year Im the valedictorian
37. Its so great to see these tourist having a great time!
38. Tourist to racer: are those things warm
39. O sorry I didnt mean to hit you in the head with the bar
40. I want a pedicure for my birthday
41. I think I got to much sleep last night
42. Im so glad I saved so much money this year
43. Im going to alaska for springbreak
44. Drive slower your scaring me
45. I dont appreciate your language
46. Ill take the high heels with the open toes
47. Please let me take the fence or at least a bundle of gates
48. I dont have enought work out t- shirts
49. I wish the liftys would be better about checking tickets. There are people sneaking on
50. My sholders are to narrow for this dress
51. Being warm is overrated
52. I like the skinny intelligant type!
53. What do you need duct tape for?
54. So should i use the 2 or 3 pound dumb bells the 5's are just to much
55. Excuse me sir could you hold my purse my nylons are caught on the chair
56. I wish I could have a ghetto booty
57. lets take the gondola up this summer and check out the veiw!
58. Here let me screw in the full length GS course by myself
59.tourist to racer: have you been to the top?
60. I need to stop slouching
61. Excuse me i need to go freshen up
62. No really i dont want another drink
63. I walk so gracefully
64. I only use quarters for video games
65. my friends back home...
66. What does back pain feel like
67. Wow you ski on black diamond trails
68. Please let me pay more
69. Yea it snowed three feet last night but i have school work to catch up on
70. I miss my parents
71. Spandex is so flattering
72. I think its time for me to grow up and do something with my life
73. Can we please go for a longer work out i dont think the run up the 2 mile hill was long enough
74. Ski buses are for sleeping not having fun
75. I love how my boots are freezing cold when i put them on
2. Back when I was a cheerleader
3. My boots smell like roses
4. My feet are dry
5. My legs are always silky smooth
6 what does hooking up mean
7. I really love it when snow boarders sit in the middle of the run!
8. I love tunning
9. Hey lets get up extra early to go running!
10. I dont have to pee
11.why are your poles bent?
12. Ive never been laid
13. The girls on our team would be cuter if they gained more weight!
14. Thunder thighs?
15. The guys on our team would be hotter if they had higher self esteem!
16. One time at ski camp!
17. O no more beds Ill take the floor
18. You can have first shower!
19. I dont have scars
20. I love striping down to our speed suits when its 20 degrees out I wish we could do it more often
21. The fog is so beautiful
22.man Im feeling refreshed this morning
23. My butt is to small
24. I wish these jeans were tighter in the ass
25. My social life...
26. No I do not want seconds
27. I really dont want desert
28. When i quit ski racing Im going to become a swim suit model because I love my full body tan!
29. I need smaller boots
30. My bag is really light i could have packed more!
31. I love the way these GAP jeans look
32. So what level skiier are you 1 2 or 3?
33. Lets just carry our luggage on this time
34. Theres extra room in my suit case!
35. Whats frostbite?
36. Boy I learned a lot in school this year Im the valedictorian
37. Its so great to see these tourist having a great time!
38. Tourist to racer: are those things warm
39. O sorry I didnt mean to hit you in the head with the bar
40. I want a pedicure for my birthday
41. I think I got to much sleep last night
42. Im so glad I saved so much money this year
43. Im going to alaska for springbreak
44. Drive slower your scaring me
45. I dont appreciate your language
46. Ill take the high heels with the open toes
47. Please let me take the fence or at least a bundle of gates
48. I dont have enought work out t- shirts
49. I wish the liftys would be better about checking tickets. There are people sneaking on
50. My sholders are to narrow for this dress
51. Being warm is overrated
52. I like the skinny intelligant type!
53. What do you need duct tape for?
54. So should i use the 2 or 3 pound dumb bells the 5's are just to much
55. Excuse me sir could you hold my purse my nylons are caught on the chair
56. I wish I could have a ghetto booty
57. lets take the gondola up this summer and check out the veiw!
58. Here let me screw in the full length GS course by myself
59.tourist to racer: have you been to the top?
60. I need to stop slouching
61. Excuse me i need to go freshen up
62. No really i dont want another drink
63. I walk so gracefully
64. I only use quarters for video games
65. my friends back home...
66. What does back pain feel like
67. Wow you ski on black diamond trails
68. Please let me pay more
69. Yea it snowed three feet last night but i have school work to catch up on
70. I miss my parents
71. Spandex is so flattering
72. I think its time for me to grow up and do something with my life
73. Can we please go for a longer work out i dont think the run up the 2 mile hill was long enough
74. Ski buses are for sleeping not having fun
75. I love how my boots are freezing cold when i put them on