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So lately I've been doing nothing but work and seeing Lindsay for a short span of time then I cut myself then I go back to work then I go home and cut myself and then I sleep. Repeat that couple times and then every other time add in "I hang out w/ friends" somewhere near the end. Not trying to say that life is a boring cycle right now. It isn't, its just basically what I've been doing. and I realized I don't get a Smiling Burger certified pin unless I actually go back to the kitchen and make a burger myself. Which is something I won't do cause in that time I can wait on 3 tables and get mucho cash. not even 3, probably like 5 or 6 at a time cause I rock at my job somehow although i never thought i could be a server. Going home with nearly a hundred bucks a night seems to sound a lot better than "i've made 1200 dollars in 3 weeks" because it doesn't sound like it adds up. i don't know, i don't care, i've made back nearly all the money I wasted throughout freshman year - in a mere 3 weeks. not even a month! plus i've spent some! so its gotta be like 1400 or 1500 depending!
wait that was wrong because the majority of the money i spent freshman year came from the government. therefore i still have about 2,000 dollars to make. but thats not the point. the point is that i love my job and everyone should come in for freckled lemonades and onion rings and dear lord do not make me make you dessert because it takes like 10 fuckin minutes to make it and this old couple comes in once a week and orders to sundaes and its like dude just go to frys across the street and buy a bucket of ice cream you dumbfuck. but its cool though cause they tip me lots now cause somehow they keep getting seated in my section and love me or something. oh and FUCK BRAZILIANS and their non-tipping habits. I GAVE YOU A MENU TOUR CAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ONION IN ENGLISH MEANT. then theres adrian this new dude who i suspect of stealing my silverware. cause he's a bad.
in all seriousness. - I MISS YOU LINDENTREE. AND I LOVE YOU LINDENTREE. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY OUR SCHEDULES NEED TO BE SOMEWHAT UNIFORMED CAUSE HAVING OPPOSITE SHIFTS BLOW AND I WANNA GO BOWLING WITH YOUR MOTHER AND BILL, LINDENTREE.
oh and just to spread it out even more although this will have no effect: Jordan Brasch at Red Robin asked a customer "how did you want your salad cooked?". So far a few that I've told that's come in has either mentioned it or downright made fun of her (Lindsay 1, Jordan 0 ; Underwood 234298234, Jordan 0).
if you are foreign and you know it, clap your hands!
wait that was wrong because the majority of the money i spent freshman year came from the government. therefore i still have about 2,000 dollars to make. but thats not the point. the point is that i love my job and everyone should come in for freckled lemonades and onion rings and dear lord do not make me make you dessert because it takes like 10 fuckin minutes to make it and this old couple comes in once a week and orders to sundaes and its like dude just go to frys across the street and buy a bucket of ice cream you dumbfuck. but its cool though cause they tip me lots now cause somehow they keep getting seated in my section and love me or something. oh and FUCK BRAZILIANS and their non-tipping habits. I GAVE YOU A MENU TOUR CAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ONION IN ENGLISH MEANT. then theres adrian this new dude who i suspect of stealing my silverware. cause he's a bad.
in all seriousness. - I MISS YOU LINDENTREE. AND I LOVE YOU LINDENTREE. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY OUR SCHEDULES NEED TO BE SOMEWHAT UNIFORMED CAUSE HAVING OPPOSITE SHIFTS BLOW AND I WANNA GO BOWLING WITH YOUR MOTHER AND BILL, LINDENTREE.
oh and just to spread it out even more although this will have no effect: Jordan Brasch at Red Robin asked a customer "how did you want your salad cooked?". So far a few that I've told that's come in has either mentioned it or downright made fun of her (Lindsay 1, Jordan 0 ; Underwood 234298234, Jordan 0).
if you are foreign and you know it, clap your hands!