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7 things I plan to do before I die:
7 things I can do:
7 things I cannot do:
7 things that attract me to the opposite sex (in no particular order):
7 things that I say most often:
7 celebrity crushes:
7 people I want to do this:
- Go to Europe.
- Go to Japan.
- Storytell a game so well that it changes the players' lives.
- Become happily married.
- Build my own house.
- Work as a professional computer animator for something cool like video games or Dreamworks or Pixar.
- Achieve nirvana.
7 things I can do:
- Improvise speeches.
- Drive like a mutha fucka. (In a good way.)
- Cook. You'd never know from how much ramen I eat that I <3 cooking.
- Repair computers.
- Make-out like wow.
- See auras.
- Acting! :nods to hogofheaven:
7 things I cannot do:
- Turn invisible. (Damnit.)
- Fall asleep just anywhere.
- Teleport. (Fuck!)
- Repair cars.
- Convince others to do my bidding.
- Listen to shitty music without at least making a disgusted face.
- Believe that there's a specific teleos that we have already discovered that underlies and clarifies the entirety of existence.
7 things that attract me to the opposite sex (in no particular order):
- Eyes!
- Breasts!!!!!!!1111oneoneone
- This one's a bit odd... Tanlines!
- Multiple ear-piercings!
- Drama-free-ness!
- Agnosticism!!!
- Sex drive!
7 things that I say most often:
- ...wow...
- I suppose...
- Whaddup?
- Have fun.
- Best Buy Geek Squad. This is Jubal, how can I help you?
- That is fucking metal.
- lvl 14 warrior LFG PST! (yaaay, World of WarCraft joke)
7 celebrity crushes:
- Uma Thurman
- Uma Thurman
- Uma Thurman
- Scarlett Johansen
- Bryce Dallas Howard
- Cate Blanchett
- Michelle Trachtenberg
7 people I want to do this: