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YOOPER CREATION
In da Beginning dere was nuttin.
On da first day
God created da Upper Peninsula
On da second day
He created da partridge, da deer, da bear, da fish, and da ducks.
On da third day
He said, "Let dere be Yoopers to roam da Upper Peninsula."
On da fourth day
He Created da udder world down below
On da fifth day
He said, "Let dere be trolls to live in da world down below"
On da sixth day
He created da bridge so da trolls would have a way to get to Heaven
God saw it was good and
On da seventh day
God went Huntin