case #16 » if i were any older i could act my age

[sketdanchou]

OKAY SWITCH TAKE THIS DOWN! AN OPEN LETTER TO SHINOHARA KENTA AND THE EDITORS OF SHOUNEN JUMP FROM A DEDICATED FANGIRL. JUST ADD IN THE APPROPRIATE EMOTICONS IN THERE. I TRUST YOUR JUDGEMENT.

DEAR SHINOHARA KENTA AND THE EDITORS OF SHOUNEN JUMP. I'VE BEEN A LONG TIME FAN OF YOUR SERIES. SWITCH IS SOOOOO CUTE. I WANT TO ---CENSOR--- AND ---CENSOR

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[disbanding]

Fujisaki, even now you think to persist in your childish fascination with Jump?

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[sketdanchou]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING CHILDISH FUKUKAI----!!!!

[sketdanchou]

[sketdanchou]

......YOU LOOK OLDER. JUST HOW MUCH TIME HAS PASSED SINCE I LEFT HERE?!

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[sketdanchou]

BUT I SEE THAT EVEN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS YOU'VE NEVER LOST THAT STUPID PRISSY MORE RULE-AWARE THAN THOU TONE. AND AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO AT LEAST DEVELOP ANOTHER FACIAL EXPRESSION WHEN YOU GROW OLDER?

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[disbanding]

Barely any time has passed since we last saw each other, unfortunate as that fact may be.

Regardless! It is you that should know shame that your mind has changed so little in these past few years! And seems to have, in fact, deteriorated in quality since we've last spoken.

[disbanding]

Fujisaki, as a former classmate, I must ask, are you engaging in the use of illegal narcotics that have deteriorated your ability to reason properly beyond your usual level?

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[sketdanchou]

WHAT IN HELL DO YOU MEAN DETERIORATED---

[sketdanchou]

...childish fascination...

...former classmate...

...past few years...

...barely any time has passed...

[sketdanchou]

IT CAN'T BE THAT WE'RE STILL INTERACTING EVEN WHEN WE'RE OLDER---

OH ANCESTORS WHY DO YOU PUT ME THROUGH SUCH A TRIAL!

OR IT COULD MEAN THAT SKET DANCE IS SUCH A SUCCESS THAT IT RAN UP TO OUR OLDER YEARS.

[sketdanchou]

I NEED TO GET MORE INFORMATION!

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[sketdanchou]

AHAHAHAHAHA! SAY TSUBAKI. OLD CHILDHOOD FRIEND AND CLASSMATE. WHY DON'T YOU REFRESH MY MEMORY OF THESE PAST FEW YEARS.

[disbanding]

Would you like a complete list of your offenses? Or should I focus on the most grevious errors you've made?

[sketdanchou]

..................GO STICK YOUR LIST OF ERRORS WHERE THE SUN-

AHA I MEAN YOU AND YOUR JOKES. WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME A GREATLY ABRIDGED VERSION. STICK WITH THE HIGHLIGHTS! DID WE GET AN ANIME? DID WE OVERTAKE ONE PIECE IN RANKINGS? DO WE HAVE A MOVIE YET?

AT THE VERY LEAST A DRAMA CD???????

[disbanding]

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