FRIENDS, MEMBERS, TOKEN EMO PRETTY BOYS. LEND ME YOUR BEERS. ...that sounded wrong. WEEKS OF SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTING HAVE FINALLY YIELDED US A CASE. On March 15th,
Sousuke-san and the police force will be holding a picnic that will also serve as a morale booster and recruitment drive and we've been asked to assist in setting it up and DOING WHAT WE DO BEST: advertising the hell out of it.
NOW. This is the first event we've been asked to help out with SO WE NEED TO DO OUR BEST AND MINIMIZE THE COLLATERAL DAMAGE. They have big phallic guns so let's not tick them off any more than usual okay? OKAY.
IMPORTANT DETAILS:
→ March 15th at noon.
→ this is a picnic
→ morale booster and recruitment for the police force
DELEGATION:
→ Divide up the rest of the members between you guys to help you out!
+ HIMEKO: food (don't poison anyone)
+ SWITCH: props (obstacle course, guns, costumes, prizes)
+ ME: advertising, visionary
EVENTS:
→ I'm thinking that we need something to really shake this City up. The police force need to win some fresh blood over and a picnic is boring! We need to add in some excitement to the whole thing!
+ parade BECAUSE SOUSUKE-SAN IS A--- MAN WITH FIRM THOUGHTS ON PARADES AND WELL-MAINTAINED GUNS.
+ A BLIMP!
+ SHARPSHOOTING CONTEST
+ OBSTACLE COURSE/"hostage" rescue
+ IMPROMPTU MYSTERY-SOLVING - I'll take care of running this.