case #9 » try to take over the world!

Feb 26, 2008 13:49


ATTENTION! Switch, Himeko, Atora-nee~, the PATRON SAINT OF MOOGLES and Envy (NO HUMAN SACRIFICES).

THE FIRST MEETING OF THE CITY CHAPTER OF THE SKET-DAN WILL BE HELD AT BLDG 9, APT #14.


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a case is afoot!, switch, bernard and anton!, saint moogle, sket dan level up!, envy, masaki, himeko, american football, atora-nee, fucking 'niichan!

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introduction thread, get! sketdanchou February 26 2008, 06:02:10 UTC
RIGHT! SO AS YOU ALL KNOW, WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY RECRUITED THREE NEW MEMBERS. Actually there would be more but a certain someone said my last recruitment run was like rape even if it's not! New club members, meet our old club members. Youth and passion, meet old and wily and sometimes treacherous cunning. Don't kill each other~♥!

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First poast! peloripop February 26 2008, 06:30:00 UTC
I'm Onizuka Hime, also called Himeko. I don't know why I'm filling this stupid shit out, but I guess I'm the muscle of the group.

I keep things clean so the clubroom doesn't turn into some disaster zone, and I like Pelori pops. Don't touch um; you'll prolly puke anyways.

I'll also kill whoever decides to be an idiot!!

So... welcome to the Sket-Dan.

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sketdanchou February 26 2008, 18:20:18 UTC
'Because I said so' is just going to get me pummeled, isn't it?

Also puke is the least that could happen to you! If you want a near death experience, try eating one of those disgusting things. And if the taste doesn't kill you, Himeko will!

WHAT WAS WHAT HIMEKO? I DIDN'T HEAR THAT LAST PART? YOU NEED MORE ENERGY!

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peloripop February 27 2008, 08:58:17 UTC
IT SURE AS HELL WOULD, YEAH!!

SHUT UP!! PELORI POPS ARE A MATURE, ACQUIRED TASTE!!

I SAID 'WELCOME TO THE FUCKIN' SKET-DAN'!!!

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sketdanchou February 27 2008, 16:48:13 UTC
YEAH YOU ACQUIRE THEM WHEN YOU CAN'T TASTE ANYTHING ELSE EXCEPT HELLFIRE ON YOUR TONGUE!

Don't... sparkle. It's the scariest thing I've ever seen. Second. To Tsubaki sparkling.

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peloripop February 28 2008, 09:13:30 UTC
I SAID IT'S AN ACQUIRED TASTE, DAMMIT!! THEY'RE DELICIOUS!!!

What, you mean like this?

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sketdanchou February 29 2008, 01:24:26 UTC
OF COURSE YOU THINK THEY'RE DELICIOUS. HELLFIRE IS THE NATURAL FOOD SOURCE OF SHRIEKING HARPIES.

NO. STOP. BLINDING. FEAR.

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theenviousone February 26 2008, 09:40:02 UTC
I'm Envy and I'm just here cause I know it freaks goggle-head out.

Oh, and I'll be beating him up again after the meeting.

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1/2 sketdanchou February 26 2008, 19:59:49 UTC
FIND SOME OTHER WAY TO SHOW YOUR LOYALTY!!!!!!!!!!

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sketdanchou February 26 2008, 20:01:31 UTC
[trying to regain his cool. not that he had any in the first place]

Ahem. Anyway, welcome aboard Envy-san. In the interest of promoting intra-club harmony, you are presently required to submit to weapon searches upon entering the clubroom and staying at least five steps away from your cute and defenseless club chief at all times.

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theenviousone February 26 2008, 21:22:10 UTC
Nothing to do with loyalty, just my way of showing you I like you. It's funny when you start yelling.

First off, I don't need weapons, and secondly, you can search me and stay five steps away at the same time.

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sketdanchou February 26 2008, 21:26:57 UTC
Someone else will be searching you. Preferably someone with bodyguarding training.

AND WE ALREADY HAVE A TSUNDERE, ENVY-SAN. CAN YOU SHOW YOUR LIKING IN A MORE CONVENTIONAL WAY??? WHITE DAY IS COMING UP, WHY DON'T YOU OFFER ME YOUR LOVE THEN????????

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theenviousone February 26 2008, 21:34:42 UTC
There are people with bodyguard training in the club? You know, as president of the club, you should be the one taking risks for the good of the other members, shouldn't you?

...what the hell is White Day?

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sketdanchou February 26 2008, 21:43:00 UTC
...........NO. BUT THERE WILL BE. SOON. VERY SOON. LIKE THEY'RE COMING RIGHT NOW.

Ah but any true club chief would put aside selfish ideas of taking foolhardy risks and remember that one's responsibility is to the CLUB--- ALSO HOW IS LETTING MYSELF GET BEAT UP BY YOU FOR THE GOOD OF THE OTHER MEMBERS?!

It's a holiday! Like Valentine's Day for boys. Where I come from, girls give chocolates to boys on Valentine's Day and then the boys give chocolate back on White Day.

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1/3 theenviousone February 26 2008, 21:48:54 UTC
Cause then I won't feel like I need to beat them up too?

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theenviousone February 26 2008, 21:49:48 UTC
...you want me to give you chocolate?

You had better not be implying I'm a girl again.

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