not an actual case.

[sketdanchou]

HELLO, nattoninja

Comments

[theenviousone]

Who the fuck cares what she thinks?

[sketdanchou]

Well Sakamoto-san might for one. He seems like a man who would appreciate a compliment about his um size!

Thank you for your interest! If you have the time to not care but post about it anyway, would you mind taking a quick survey?

[theenviousone]

Then tell him and don't post it on the whole damn Network.

...what?

[sketdanchou]

Well there might be other people interested in finding out! Who knows? I avoid making generalizations in my life!

Well you said "Who the fuck cares" etc. but you replied here anyway so I figured anyone who had that sort of free time might be at liberty to answer a few questions for me?

[theenviousone]

Whatever.

I know what you meant, I'd just like to know why you'd ask me to take a survey. Fine. Go ahead.

because he pounces on unwary journal commenters like an evil kitten.

[sketdanchou]

1. Are you aware of the Sket-Dan? Y/N. If no please proceed to #3.

2. If you've heard of the Sket-Dan, please select indicate through which medium you've been informed about the Sket-Dan. You may select more than one option.
a. ads on sketdanchou
b. word of mouth
c. I'm psychic.

3. Do you have any other recommendations to improve Sket-Dan's advertising methods?
____________________________________________

THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP!

XD; he only said yes so he could give obnoxious answers

[theenviousone]

1. Are you aware of the Sket-Dan? Y/N. If no please proceed to #3.

2. If you've heard of the Sket-Dan, please select indicate through which medium you've been informed about the Sket-Dan. You may select more than one option.
a. the extremely annoying ads on sketdanchou which will probably get the person killed sooner than later
b. word of mouth
c. I'm psychic.

3. Do you have any other recommendations to improve Sket-Dan's advertising methods?
Yeah. Stop advertising.

1/2! and obnoxious answers are more than welcome.

[sketdanchou]

2/2

[sketdanchou]

Thank you for your input! We appreciate you taking the time to provide us with your obviously impassioned opinions.

Normally I'd give you your complimentary Sket-Dan paper fan but I get the feeling you'd throw it away or burn it in an effigy so I might as well save it for someone else who will just throw it away.

[theenviousone]

You know, I could skip burning the fan and just burn one of the club members instead. Want to volunteer?

[sketdanchou]

There's a queue for people who want to commit violence upon my person.

[theenviousone]

I've never liked waiting in line. I think I'll skip the queue.

[sketdanchou]

You know there's this disciplinary committee that really hates it when people don't follow the rules like that...

[ ooc: :D plz to be thrashing him within an inch of his short but very loud life but i'd like to request we avoid actual death. ongoing canon orz. ]

[theenviousone]

First of all, there aren't any rules here and if there were, I wouldn't follow them. And if this 'committee' pisses me off I'll just deal with them after I deal with you.

((ooc: l-lol, Envy just threatens and doesn't do anything sometimes, but if you want him beaten up that works too XD))

[sketdanchou]

You mean you haven't met that guy who bites people to death or the VP?

Ah you know when you think about it... wouldn't it be more logical to deal with them first before you deal with me? Since they'll be hassling you about not falling in line like that anyway, might as well get rid of them first?

[ ooc: Bossun is the City punching bag TRUFAX. ]

[theenviousone]

I know who they are.

Stop trying to put it off, it's not working.

((ooc: D= poor boy XD;;))