case#4 » hello, in need of an adult

[sketdanchou]

WANTED: ADULT. No preferred gender.
REQUIREMENTS: Lazy. Must not be too concerned with the activities of the club he/she is supervising. Must not be a mad scientist prone to leaving inventions and/or potions in places easily found by impressionable minors. Must IN FACT label potions with appropriate warnings. Must have moral objections to using his

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[disbanding]

You cannot have a club supervisor with no club!

[sketdanchou]

I ALREADY HAVE A CLU-

But if I don't have a club supervisor, I can't have a club. ARE YOU TRYING TO TRICK ME INTO PHILOSOPHICAL DISCUSSION?

[disbanding]

This has nothing to do with philosophy! How can you advertise for a club supervisor when you haven't even started going through the appropriate channels to form a club!?

[sketdanchou]

But I thought these were the appropriate channels.

[disbanding]

I have yet to see you ask me for an application form.

[sketdanchou]

I don't see why I have to ask you for an application form!

[disbanding]

Because I am in charge of overseeing the formation of clubs here!

[sketdanchou]

WHAT. SINCE WHEN?! Or did you just decide this on your own? We have to do something about that habit of yours of declaring yourself the authority for something. I mean it's fine if you want to call yourself the King of All Pasta but you have to learn the boundary between reality and fantasy!

[disbanding]

There is nothing wrong with me volunteering myself to oversee something that has obviously fallen to low standards without leadership.

[sketdanchou]

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How do I even know that the city authorities are okay with you being in charge of this? I might as well submit the paperwork to the guy who's always lurking outside my building cosplaying as Rei Ayanami?

[disbanding]

Because I am a student council executive and am working in line with the police.

[sketdanchou]

Fine. Give me the application form already!

You probably annoyed them into accepting you.

[disbanding]

Very well. Understand, though, that by sending you this, I am in no way obligated to approve your request.

I did not annoy them.

[sketdanchou]

If you actually did that I might die of shock. Of course I also hope you understand if I ask to have someone else make this judgment for me since you're biased against me already.

Says you.

[disbanding]

I will be asking others for their review, of course.

I would know best.

[sketdanchou]

Who are these others?

Nooooo, I think they would know best.