case #2 » making a name for ourselves
[ if you've been wandering around the city, you've probably seen the flyer tastefully displayed all over. and with Bossun that means he stopped short of nailing these flyers to people. they are pink, they are sparkly and they are everywhere ]
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ANNOUNCER (Bossun): We interrupt your regular browsing to bring you this special ad.
Are you troubled? Is something ruining what should be an otherwise happy life? Are you faced with a problem that you need specialized help for or just can't bear to tell anyone about and don't think anyone can help?
Well you're wrong! There's a group you can turn to...a group that's willing to help clean your place and not snigger too much at your stash of porn... a group that will babysit your stupid man-eating houseplants... a group that's willing to help you when you wake up one day with a miniature living girl attached to your arm! And that group is... THE SKET DAN! No case is too strange or too small for us. We're here to help you deal with those pesky concerns you can't pay anyone else to listen to!
DAMSEL IN DISTRESS (Bossun but with a really girlish high-pitched voice): KYAAAAAAAA! This strange fairy just handed me a violin and told me to enter our school's music contest! But I don't know how to play!
BOSSUN: NOT A PROBLEM! We'll train you up in a flash!
JUNPEI (still Bossun): I can't decide! Nishino or Toujou?!
ANNOUNCER: Can you imagine how much easier his life would have been if he'd had the Sket Dan to help him find the owner of those damned strawberry panties?
DAMSEL: Thank you Sket Dan!
ANNOUNCER: No thanks needed. It's what we do.
No ghosts, spirits or supernaturally related mysteries please in the interest of not getting sued by the Shibuya Psychic Research Center.
Bossun: Hey, how do I know if this thing is off? I wonder if I made the group seem too undiscriminating... Testing, testing! ♪ "Buruu Furasshu!" Shaidaa tsukurou ze! Shaidaa atatakai ashita wo! Uchuu Keiji Shaidaa! ♫ Tsubaki Sasuke is a-
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