case #18 » I'm just a main character trying to entertain
NOW I KNOW HOW THAT STUPID PINEAPPLE IDIOT MUST HAVE FELT...
OKAY. Right. We are gathered here today so I can clear my name about what happened here. IT WASN'T ME. IT REALLY WASN'T. I don't want to sell anyone anything, you don't need to give me your credit information, I have no ties to any refugee politicians from Africa! PRELIMINARY INVESTIGATION reveals that MAYBE someone hacked me and by preliminary investigation I mean the first explanation I latched onto that doesn't involve me and multiple personalities. I'M SO SORRY IT HAPPENED ON MY NETWORK JOURNAL AHA DON'T KILL ME. I'M NOT SORRY THOUGH TO THAT ONE GUY THAT CALLED ME A NAKED MONKEY. YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DISTURBED, MAN.
BUT I'm not a complete idiot and I know that you may have no reason at all to believe me SO! I have instead gathered testimonials to my good moral character from various trustworthy individuals whose faces you know and whose names alone evoke good and happy feelings!
SHINOHARA KENTA
MAKINO TSUKUSHI
PADDINGTON BEAR
translated with Babelfish
HELLO. I AM SHINOHARA KENTA, THE BRILLIANT MIND BEHIND YOUR NEW FAVORITE JUMP SERIES SKET DANCE
VOLUME 3 IS OUT IN YOUR LOCAL KINO SHOPS TODAY
PLEASE SUPPORT
...
...BOSSUN IS NICE!
Bossun believes in the power of true love and friendship! He's a good friend you can count on to babysit you when you shrink and pretend to listen to your problems when you're down! AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO FEEL UP ANYONE, BREASTS OR OTHERWISE!
Bossun is a good kid who started a school club specifically to help his classmates out and asks for nothing in return except maybe for privacy--- WHO CARES WHAT I'M SAYING I'M CUTE AND YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. AND BOSSUN THINKS YOU'RE ALL PERFECTLY WELL-SIZED JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
BOSSUN FUJISAKI:
ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS.
NOT A PERVERT WHO IS TRYING
TO SELL YOU VIAGRA
[ ooc: with apologies to the real Shinohara Kenta who I'm sure would be more supportive of his main character's good name! Also to Yoko Kamio for dragging Tsukushi into this mess and lastly to whoever holds the er patent or intellectual rights or whatever is applicable to the Paddington Bear. Also to your childhood. was stranded with the other icebergtards earlier but now that he's back HE NEEDS TO CLEAR UP A FEW THINGS. ]