Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I pushed
musicalvr1019 in the mud (-17 points). Last Wednesday I broke
vampyregrrl's X-Box (-12 points). In October
kamiya500 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Friday I set
moonpiecarpet's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-90 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
sketchylilmofo