my family.

Oct 02, 2004 02:50

HAHAHAHHAHA

new jersey life.
its 2:50 in the morning, and my mom's been asleep since like 1130.

my dad just got into bed, and said we have to practice our selection to sing at the wedding tomorrow.
he decided it will be 'take me out to the ball game'

then started to sing it.

my mom threatened to not help him into the bathroom in the morning.

"my record pee stream is 60 feet 2 inches...i'm invincible" -my dad.

"would you prefer 3 blind mice...............i'll wait for your answer...i'll wake you up in a couple hours."

my dad makes me happy a lot sometimes.
he's still talking.
"we can do it in a round."

my mom just threatened to give him a black eye.
now he's talking about how we need a drum. and how row row row your boat is a good round. my mom is just repeating "SHUT UP LOU"
so he ended it with "well you think about it, goodnight my love."

and that is why it was worth it to spend far too many hours in the car today.
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