Sep 27, 2004 03:15
i really don't think geese did that on their own. why would they just prance up that walkway and do their business all over the place? they have no need to get into governors residence halls...
now what i think, is that somebody was taking a drive with all their little gesses, someone trying to live out that movie..about the ducks that can't fly or something like that, you know, where the little girl and her dad teach them to fly and take care of them and shit? you know the movie i mean...but so this person with the geese (in real life, not the movie) took em all out for a hayday, well, first off, she or he stole the geese from the wild through the use of tranquilizer darts through a blow gun somewhere in Canada, in hopes of teaching them how to not fly and then reteaching them to fly and making a spinoff tv series about it. okay so then this dude's got the geese, about 6 of em, all on leashes, taking a walk up to governors...and just let em loose. not loose like free to run, you know, like doing their excretion business all over the sidewalk. then he or she high tailed it back to his or her car, with the captive birdlings and/or adult birds and left to go back to the farm where the bird brainwashing and reteaching continues.
there's bird doo all over the sidewalk outside the door.